fallopian fish hook

The form of birth control known as an IUD (intra-uterine device) EXPIRES EVERY THREE YEARS

My ex’s fallopian fish hook expired and now I have a toddler

by Tnorth October 30, 2023

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Japanese fish hunt

Spread her legs, go down to the fish market, then, take your goddam spear and shove it inside out quickly and shout:
"WATASHI NO NAMEI WA TUNA KUN"

Bye mom and dad i am going to japanese fish hunt

by TheFlowerDude July 30, 2018

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table fish

When you are with a group of friends and you order a main entree of fish for the table as an appetizer.

Hey friends. I just ordered table fish for us. So relax and enjoy the friends.

by Friends of Fig August 6, 2023

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The best land fishe u will ever meet. Is a pro at Roblox, Minecraft, Overwatch, Mobile Legends, is radiant on valorant AND is on esports team, basically a part of sentinels. Will NOT bully grown men for having ABSOLUTELY ZERO BITCHES, for being maidenless, alone, no significant other, no one to wake up next to, or having so rizz. L+ ratio+ maidenless+ touch grass + bitchless+ mald+ rage+ seethe+ stay mad+ cope+ cry+ cringe+ vouch+ don't care+ stay lame+ dilate+violently sob. (this is directed towards ALL OF YOU.) Le Fishe is literally the coolest and is supeeeeeerrrrrrr nice! :D

them: OMG GIRL IS THAT THE REAL LE FISHE???
other guy: OMG FOR REALZIES??

by voluptuousnutz October 25, 2022

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Fishes

The way in which idiotic people try to mean more than one fish. They think 'fishes' is a word, but it is grammatically incorrect.

Idiot: "hey, mate. Did you see how many fishes were at that store?
Decent human being: "Fishes? Fish is it's own plural, stupid."
Idiot: "No! You're so wrong."
Decent human being: "I'm not. You idiot."

by Sugar wants Snake proud February 20, 2018

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