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Urban Dictionary

A site to go to when you're bored or sad.
"Man, I'm feeling kind of down."
"Go to Urban Dictionary. You'll either laugh or lose brain cells... or both."
by Maria is 5 miles away~~ January 19, 2022
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A site where almost every basic normie wants to put their whack ass black name in to compliment and hide the fact that they are none of those things.
Guy 1: I went on Urban Dictionary to make a definition of my name "Samuel", but it didn't get accepted because apparently I'm not "cute, funny, every girl wants to be with a samuel."

Guy 2: You're literally none of those things...
by Reeejae June 5, 2018
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Why are you urban dictionarying this instead of using an actual dictionary?
by FemboyLucien November 22, 2022
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Urban Dictionary Editors

Stupid cocksucking fuck boys who never publish my definition.

However, that's not all.

When a definition is written, it gets sent to the cocksucking editors to determine whether it should be published or not. And here's the thing - they always accept the most dumb, absolutely doesn't-make-any-fucking-sense definitions about the most meaningless shit ever, but if it's the most hilarious, excellent definitions that make a lot of sense and have a lot of good sense of humor packed in them, they like to reject and piss on it.

And I bet you cocksucking fuck boy editors will reject this definition too, you cocksucking fuck boys.
And one more thing, editors - You all are cocksucking fuck boys.
Guy1: You doing good with writing your UD definitions?
Guy2: For fuck's sake, I've tried to published 20 of them and all those cocksucking fuck boy Urban Dictionary Editors keep rejecting them one-by-one!!!!! I've worked so hard of all of them
Guy1: Why's that?
Guy2: Obviously. They're cocksucking fuck boys.
Guy1: No shit.
by FUCKUDEDITORSBIGTIME March 19, 2021
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You searched Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary. Do you think this is a fucking joke? I’ll fucking come to your house and murder you. You whore.
by 5 Lemons September 8, 2019
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A place where people can go to threaten to kill you
Did you see that someone threatened to murder your wife on urban dictionary? Even your address is there

Noooooooooo hmmmmmmm uh?
by DaviWindows l;jaksdf November 12, 2019
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