Skip to main content

cat

cats are cunts, but no one seems to know were they came from, so i'm gonna give a crash course on cat history. Cats are one of the oldest creatures alive, out dating dinosaurs by like 300 thousand years. when the first cat was made from cave fungi came out of the cave it went ape shit, it ate like everything even almost wiping out the entire population of fancy feast caned cat food. eventually when humans came along they were almost wiped out because the cats were starving them out and eating everything. then in the 1700's they were used as furniture and wonderful still painting props, cats were all the rage in the 1920's being used as condoms and tampons. it wasn't until 2010 when we realized cats literally succ at everything, so we pulled them out of our assholes and made them pets
by bitch ass wombo combo August 24, 2019
mugGet the cat mug.

Raining cat and lady

A abnormal rain that happens in Kepong but not in Desa Parkcity.
It's raining cat and lady again!
by terencemag August 28, 2019
mugGet the Raining cat and lady mug.

cat

some asshole in a fur suit that exists to tip over your cup
cat: *spills can of RedBull on keyboard*
Human: FUCK
by BurnedEggs September 2, 2019
mugGet the cat mug.

Jimmy the cat

A very handsome young lad who loves to nap and sleep and eat and all that jazz
Jimmy the cat is really fucking sick, gotta love that adorable bastard
by Doddde September 7, 2019
mugGet the Jimmy the cat mug.

cat

a small but very stupid animal that always needs to be cleaned after and needs constant attentoin needs to be fixed ar else this animal is to loud
by vjwfhvbpeufiwgtrnefkvlq'ngrjwk September 9, 2019
mugGet the cat mug.

Cat Bath

Cleaning oneself more thoroughly like a regular bath but outside a bathtub/shower, usually due to constrained time
I needed to be somewhere soon so I took a cat bath between the gym and then.
by Mr. Thew September 11, 2019
mugGet the Cat Bath mug.

Cat

Premium roast angry potato whom will demand love and attention from you. A Cat also has the sharp knives in their paws that the try to tickle you with.
"That cat just ate my fish!"
"My cat is stuck in a tree"
by Lucythekid May 30, 2018
mugGet the Cat mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email