cats are cunts, but no one seems to know were they came from, so i'm gonna give a crash course on cat history. Cats are one of the oldest creatures alive, out dating dinosaurs by like 300 thousand years. when the first cat was made from cave fungi came out of the cave it went ape shit, it ate like everything even almost wiping out the entire population of fancy feast caned cat food. eventually when humans came along they were almost wiped out because the cats were starving them out and eating everything. then in the 1700's they were used as furniture and wonderful still painting props, cats were all the rage in the 1920's being used as condoms and tampons. it wasn't until 2010 when we realized cats literally succ at everything, so we pulled them out of our assholes and made them pets
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