Cat

The best species in the world

have you seen my floof ball of a cat
no you idiot

by TopHatCatWUT October 29, 2020

cats and water

(pussy) cat are known to hate water.There's a reason for that its because there allergic i know your probly thinking thats not true but studys have shown that cat dont land on there feet then there water on then and they also hate the water

cats and water are opposites

by torinnn June 16, 2021

Cat

Were and still are gods. They can see ghosts, and a very much capable of
DESTROYING the human race. But they don't because most people love cats.

Also see: pussy, pussycat, kitty, kitten.

This is my cat, Bumbles. He's such a floofball!

by Farlanders of Another Land July 4, 2022

Cat

Cat is an attention seeking manipulate bitch who has no regard for other people’s emotions

Wow! Cat is such a fucking asshole!

by RottingSunflwr September 9, 2023

Cat Flap

A flap in a door that a cat usually walks through... but it is also another phrase for vagina

I cannot fit into the cat flap!

by melon spoon November 17, 2015

Cat

The owner of your house, the destroyer of your laptop, and the curtain annihilator.

The cat is the ultimate weapon of your household. They will eat the dangerous goldfish, fight off lasers, makes sure you spend your money wisely (on cat toys and food) and will scare off you night-intruders with their scary glowing eyes.

Friend 1: You wanna meet my cat? It's very cute.

Friend 2: Sure.
"Friend 2 was never seen again..."

by Small_White_Quacker July 30, 2023

National Give Up Some Cat Day

May 30th. National Give Up Some Cat Day is a day dedicated for women to give up some cat while wearing a short dress and thong

Today is National Give Up Some Cat Day.

by Oxford Dictionary LLC. May 30, 2024