By the fish in my bowl

By the fish in my bowl, I’ll do it!
by Ultraluminal February 09, 2022
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Fish for sperm whales

Another word for masturbating or "jacking/jerking off"
A: Whaddya gonna do when you get home?
B: I dunno. Maybe fish for sperm whales, play some CoD, the usual.
by iIsLegendz November 16, 2010
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This team consists of FatalMovie, sofiasomthin, and mckennabakugo, these three people may possibly be the best Minecraft Bedwars players ever seen. Together they can beat anyone at anytime and have thousands of Bedwars games. Their origin story consists of one day meeting by chance on the bedwars discord server and playing bedwars together the rest is history and how they got their team name; well that’s a story for another day.
Team one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish is the most elite team of minecraft players I have ever seen.
by mckennabakugo March 18, 2022
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fresh like a fish

I was feeling fresh like a fish outta bed
by DanielM-C January 05, 2022
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Cap fishing

When I handicapped person tricks you into wanting to be intimate with them due to them not showing you they are handicapped in there photos. Photos from the neck up only.
Sal: Dude did you here about Jim

Nat: Nah what happened?
Sal: He got was a victim of cap fishing. That girl he went on a date with was actually handicapped and he didn’t know because she never said anything.
by iamanthonydean April 10, 2020
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Fish Pond Problem

"Have a fish pond problem" = Thinking you have a huge, critically important problem to deal with.

Compared to - "Making a mountain out of a molehill" = Exaggerating and exacerbating a very minor, insignificant issue into a tremendous obstacle or crisis.

Owners of fish ponds ( like koi ponds) get very upset if something goes wrong with their koi or the environment. The world is ending if there is a fish pond problem.
John was stressed about missing the office holiday party, but his wife told him he was having a fish pond problem and it wasn't that big of a deal.
When the restaurant messed up my order, I started to get really worked up until my friend said "Relax, you're having a fish pond problem again over something minor."
Sarah tends to have a lot of fish pond problems - she'll obsess over tiny issues like being 5 minutes late as if they're catastrophic events.
The team spent two hours debating the colors for the new logo design. Their manager finally had to intervene and say they were having a fish pond problem before refocusing them.
by erinod23 June 04, 2024
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Yu-shiang whole fish

An asian man fucks a fish, creampies the fish, then shoves the whole fish up his own ass. Then, he goes to work, leaving the whole creampied fish up his ass for the entire day. Once he goes home that evening he shits the whole fish back out and makes creampied whole fish shit pho for dinner.
My ideal man is a yu-shiang whole fish type of guy. So self sufficient!
by woody dick March 05, 2023
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