Guy

Guy is the most loving and amazing boy you’ll ever meet, he will always be there for you and make you happy whenever you’re sad. He can never fail to put a smile on your face but that’s just because he’s a little weirdo. You’ll never find someone quite as autistic and stupid but he’s also the most caring and adorable little turnip. You’ll never get any attention when fifa is on but he buys takeaways all the time so it evens it out.

Guy Mooney is a little Buer I’d smash 100%

by Jesstato October 23, 2023

Precise Guy

Usually a friend in a group that calculates everything to the penny, including the bill at the diner, but not because he is cheap. He is also someone who cannot accept a range of dates as an answer to a trivia question or a past score from a World Series game or Super Bowl without googling it.

Tim:Hey Bill, you know I just learned from John that Pacino didn't win an Oscar for Scarface.
Bill: Really, I just learned that John is the Precise Guy, and keeps googling every movie we mentioned just now, over dinner. to find out the exact year it came out.

Tim:By the way Bill, John says you owe exactly $14.28 cents for your meal.

by Tonytoys July 27, 2016

Gay Straight Guy

Someone who acts gay but is actually straight.

Ya see that Gay Straight Guy over there? He acts so fucking gay.

by EreaSariae November 19, 2017

Guy Season

The time in which girls are most likely to be attacked by guys who have no intention of a real relationship with them.

Oh god, it's guy season again.

by BabbyyI October 10, 2015

The Guy Fieri

The sexual act of combining the use of ribbed condoms and barbecue sauce as lube.

Jerry: “My boyfriend gave me the Guy Fieri last night!”

Linda: “You should’ve invited me. I wanted a taste”

by Mishinglepuss April 15, 2022

The guy that starts with s

A hot and funny guy who is a flirt but nobody sees it in him,and he is the one of a girls type

Hey, The guy that starts with S ,u look cute today

by Rebone November 23, 2021

Come on guys

Come on guys, look at me. If you know, you know. Comebpn guys is making a come back. Telling someone that they are proud of something they have done. Come on guys and gals let's make fun, let's laugh, what ever you want. Just say, come on guys before hand and tell the person what you think they are thinking.

Come on guys, I love my new girlfriend. Come on guys, look at my new haircut. Come on guys, I'm too proud of myself. Come on guys , I love this game. Ass or tits pictures.

by What means September 29, 2025