The Rocking Chair

When you have a boner and your push your dick downwards between your thighs, adding lots of lube, your rock back and forth until you finish.

"the rocking Chair" is my favourite way to masturbate... you have to be careful though or you will cum on your own ass.

by Lonely Bater December 1, 2019

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shag on a rock

Feeling conspicuous because you are on your own.

I was like a shag on a rock last night at the pub when you didn’t turn up!

by Sharpken April 8, 2025

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When you no longer have eyebrows, either because you were born without them, have trichotillomania and picked them out, or are a true freak like Whoopi Goldberg and find the shaved eyebrow look aesthetically pleasing.

Eric: Did you hear about the bet between Steve and Joe?

Josh: Yeah and clearly Steve lost because he's the one rocking the Whoopi.

by MaJitters August 14, 2011

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Rock Solid

Someone who's unreliable in every aspect and flimsy with their promises

"You know what? Whatever, all right. What the...
Whatever. I don't give a shit."

"Yeah, well, I'm still going. Are you going to come?"

"I'll pick you up still, but... I mean
The party's gonna be over by the time I get over there."

"Whatever. You know, it doesn't really matter right now because
You are rock solid."

- Dance Gavin Dance Rock Solid

by Atlasxx April 26, 2022

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