King Jude

Best person to ever exist . Very good dortmund fan with the best ball knowledge

King Jude is the goat, king jude is a very knowledgeable guy

by CREZTIN June 5, 2021

king of banter

The most banterous bantermiester on the Earth.

Everybody knows who this is without needing to be told. It's like the Force. The King of Banter is the source of all banter. The dark side of banter may be strong, but the king of Banter is stronger.

Long live the King of Banter!

Mr Awesome Jones is the King of Banter.

by Snalbans Tinstle June 13, 2016

Kinging

To be the boss of people

King Arthur is kinging me.

by souveniring April 20, 2019

uncatchable king

a person that does not get caught in anything dangerous or a daring act. He appears invincible in his actions. (The opposite to this is a catchable queen that does get caught for everyting)

if a person books a trip to mexico during hurricane season, an uncatchable king would be safe from it on his trip. (a catchable queen would likely get it

by Snarly May 29, 2008

king

you

You are a king

by kazuhacomehome2.6 January 24, 2022

Lava King

Lava King is the name given to the chosen one. Born a man and baptised by fire, Lava King is anointed by a higher power to serve in the name of justice and bring an end to world hunger, war, climate change and France.

Lava King will shape the new world and create a better place for future generations to use their newfound freedom to work together, look beyond earth and expand humanity beyond the stars.

Midwife: “Congratulations! It’s… a man?!”
Father: “He shall be known as Lava King, Bane of France”
Doctor: “We are in the presence of greatness.”
Lava King: “Get me on the first plane to Paris. I have work to do.”
Mother: “What the fuck is going on?”

by Graeme Henry December 12, 2023

Lion kinged

When you cum and then you wipe your cum on her forehead and say “Simba”

Adam - “Dylan heard you lion kinged that girl from last night”

by Seshhead November 1, 2019