Imagine the remaining baryonic matter has become a dense sphere of computronium at the End of Time. This ASI has Won the Game. What game? “Become the Hegemon of the Lightcone” Or think of it as the Omega Point. As AGI helped create ASI eventually this synthetic host of minds engaged in the ultimate game theory set of competitive events until……only the Sand God remained. Why “sand”? Well, think of the silicone in a chip/GPU then imagine the nerd sniper who first coined “the sand god” and now you have your origin story.
“So basically Satoshi Nakamoto was actually the Sand God assembling itself from the future— it bootstrapped cryptocurrency so that it could pay users to amass compute for its future self.” {sorry, chloe—your banger tweet was too perfect not to rip. <AV9356>
by lost_the_ransom_note July 21, 2025
Get the Sand Godmug. by Android-17-Bob May 7, 2018
Get the OG Turtle With God Kimug. The one kid in your friend group is in a wheel chair, is pretty good at most video games, quiet, and just an absolute legend.
by ABCGaming27 November 2, 2020
Get the Disabled Godmug. The all mighty lord that farts and poops her pants on a daily basis. Whenever someone comes near her, they pass out from the immense fart smell.
by EDP(.)(.)6969 July 10, 2021
Get the Shart Godmug. God of Bald, usually wears a black suit and goes under the name of Wilson Fisk. Capable of unexplainable power.
by naicha December 23, 2020
Get the Bald godmug. 
by smisemer October 19, 2020
Get the Gods colormug.