by Salty nutz May 3, 2023
Get the John guymug. Normal guy who loves and respects women but gets always friend zoned or even blocked by girls . why? because women aren't clever, and prefer guys who insult them and ignore them even if they die , those guys wouldn't give a fuck. But apparently this gives the woman the impression that he is "experienced" so she can be his next bitch lol. Very stupid
A: "hey you are a nice guy"
B: "no lol, I'm just nice"
C: " apparently women prefer un-nice guys
B: " woman moment"
B: "no lol, I'm just nice"
C: " apparently women prefer un-nice guys
B: " woman moment"
by aregaa July 22, 2021
Get the Nice Guymug. Guy the Third is excessively tall. He is allergic to bees, trees and grass, so essentially all of nature itself. Guy is very creative and intelligent. He has a lovely smile and is great at filmmaking, editing and color-coding spreadsheets (even when it's unnecessary). Guy is devoted to his partner and cats as well as his Mentor, Brian (who is an immortal badass). Guy sometimes hears things differently than how it is told to him. Probably a bi-product of millennialism. But all in all, he is a great Guy. He literally is Guy.
What's with all these colors on the spreadsheet? You really Guy Simpson 3 (Guy'd) the shit out of them.
by Bwian The First November 29, 2021
Get the Guy Simpson 3mug. by anonymous September 14, 2020
Get the Fall Guysmug. That one friend of yours who who is a time and energy vampire, always asks for favors, and creates drama. Meanwhile, all your other friends are chill af and cause no problems with you.
by SoNotThatGuy June 18, 2016
Get the That guymug. Hym "I think he's mad we called his wife a whore by way of extension..."
Iam "Hey, you hear about that french guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"
Hym "Yeah, I did! That was crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough dick? That is wild."
Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"
Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"
Iam ☺️
Hym "Now get back to work!"
Iam 😑
Iam "Hey, you hear about that french guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"
Hym "Yeah, I did! That was crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough dick? That is wild."
Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"
Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"
Iam ☺️
Hym "Now get back to work!"
Iam 😑
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
Get the French Guymug. by Wamiscat69 October 5, 2019
Get the Fat guy gets served by straight marinemug.