Fucking dick

The best reaction to any situation. Ever.

Dude: Hey man..... I think I broke your car door.....
Me: Fucking DICK!

Dude: Hey man, what's up?
Me: Oh huh what?
Dude: Don't you remeber me?
Me:..... Fucking dick?

Dude: I hate life
Me: Fucking dick!

Ice Cream Man: That'll be 3 dollars
Me: Fucking DICK!

You After Reading This Shitty Definition: Fucking DICK!

by Dr. Crowley November 9, 2009

Stabwound Fucking

When someone has sex with an open wound that they have ust created by stabbing the person.

"Later tonight Shaniqua and me are going stabwound fucking!"

by ULTRALULZ! April 30, 2009

fuck brain

1. A person who impedes the flow of traffic on two lane highways by driving far below the speed limit.

2. A person who makes a stupid move while driving a car.

1. That stupid fuck brain is doing 35 MPH in a 55 zone!!

2. That stupid fuck brain!! They don't know how to drive. Look, they're all over the road!!

by Dan of Earth February 20, 2005

goat fuck

After things start out with good intentions and become completely screwed up beyond all recognition. Goat Fuck is beyond a cluster fuck, worse than a FUBAR. Continued attempts to correct the situation only make the situation worse and more embarrassing.

Term believed to be originally coined by G. Kirker around 1998 in Tennessee.

I volunteered to work on this old car before I realized what a goat fuck it really is.

by moneyblues September 15, 2010

a good fuck

guys that go down, last longer than 5 mins while i am on top

jeez tom is a real good fuck

by balls draining witch October 30, 2003

Pledge Fuck

1. A "new member" of a fraternity who is nothing more but a dirty pledge therefore he is referred to accordingly.

2. A derogatory term used by brothers of a frat to belittle their pledges.

Nick: I'm so happy to have joined this fraternity, it's the best on campus. I'm so excited to have fun.

Rod: Shut your mouth you stupid Pledge Fuck, and drop and give me ten push-ups!!!

Nick: Push-Ups I can only do 5....

Rod: Then chug this beer PledgeFuck!!!

by Frat Star RD February 26, 2010

fucking clownshoes

refering to someone that makes a useless comment or does something so stupid that normal flame words are not good enough.

please think before you every say something again you fucking clownshoes. :)

by dynamic.johnny5 July 30, 2006