cunt mouth

cunt mouth someone who has put pussy juice all in there mouth

i put that cunt mouth lips in my mouth!

by noppymo98 January 6, 2009

da cunt

Verbal shorthand for "The Count", as in "The Count of Monte Cristo."

Hey man, the teacher made us read "Da Cunt" and write an essay about it.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Mint Cunt

The tuna smeared face of a man who cant get a real job or a womenly girlfriend.

Mint Cunt Works in the kitchen of Dilworth School, his girlfriend is a 500 pound Maori bitch who finger fucks the chicken before serving it. This due has no life.

by Wilt Chamberlin's Penis Lives on My Groin! September 18, 2003

cunt bags

A women's most glorious breasts.
Or, when calling a man a "cunt bags", he is reduced to a person that is useless, expect for spitting out milk or an asshole.

"Man, she has nice cunt bags."
"Dude, stop being a cunt bags!"

by Marfan August 15, 2006

cunt puffin

1. A lesbian with a large stripey beak, with habit of diving for fish, a large breast but a strange waddle.

2. Someone male or female who has a habit of smoking snatch, hence puffin the cunt.

"Oh my god Chenade look at the Cunt puffin on that"

by Baron von penisham March 19, 2009

Chilled Cunt

When you freeze your pussy, so someone can eat it like an icecream.

(On the phone)
Person 1 : Wagwan.
Person 2 : Yo. Im just eating out this chilled cunt fam.
Person 1 : Ahh safe - me 2.

by shaymal September 19, 2009

cunt opener

Many years ago Father's would force his daughter to wear a chastity belt to prevent her from losing her virginity. Sometime during the Industrial Age the 'cunt opener' was invented. It was a device that hung on the wall developed by Black and Dekker. You would insert the woman upside down and she would spin around until she fell to the ground and the little magnet would retain the chastity belt.

Crap, her Dad padlocked a chastity belt on her!! Dudes, anyone got a 'cunt opener' on them?

by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009