Thanks for the ass!

A polite way to thank someone after sexual intercourse.

*after having sex...

Girl: you're leaving?

Boy: yep! Thanks for the ass!

by HuZhaQui July 3, 2018

Ass Bakery

An ass bakery is a bakery filled with huge amounts of cookies containing Qwonk semen and gallons of horse semen. World of Warcraft, VRChat, and Runescape players alike are joining together to eat at the ass bakery of Qwonk. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the really famous VRChat player).

Person 1: Yo! You want a cookie from the ass bakery?

Person 2: Fuck yes! Give me that Qwonk cookie right on my lips as long as it’s fresh out of the ass bakery! I'll Qwonk someone right in the bush as long as they're hungry for my butts!

Person 1: OK I'm taking it out of the ass bakery right now you little Qwonk!!! FUCK!

Person 2: Hell yes stick it up my ass right now! Fresh out of the ass bakery daddy that's just how I like it!

by Lipcose July 18, 2018

bitch assing

To be obsessed with your SAT test prep book in a totally sexual way and feel the constant desire to search reddit for every thing collegeboard has ever released

Damn that guy in the bathroom is totally bitch assing! he hugs his princeton review while he poops!

by fatpapa July 18, 2018

Ass milk

Semen in the anus, often used for the act of felching.

Don’t you hate when your boyfriend leaves you with some ass milk?

by Bigdaddy26 July 29, 2018

ass full

“Ass Full” is precisely the same as “had a bait”.

Bitch, I have had a ass full of your shit; get the fuck out!

by GW587 August 5, 2018

Ass Bag

A person that is full of more shit than a colostomy bag

Tim is a lying Ass Bag

by D-Thor August 11, 2018

High-On-Ass

To be High-On-Ass is an experience. To do so you must suck the life force out of an asshole's asshole. A very simple procedure, you will start to see flying grapes or little baby midget children, watch out, the boob fairy might catch you.

"Yo dude, I'm high-on-ass rn. Lowkey getting ass-fucked by the boob fairy isn't that bad. The flying grapes are cute, they keep telling me to kill myself tho... And I'm kinda lowkey down-"

by The shuts August 20, 2018