Cactus Cat Syndrome

Cactus Cat Syndrome (CCS)
Cactus Cat Syndrome is a condition that affects women, primarily those in their reproductive years, characterized by persistent vaginal dryness and discomfort. The name *Cactus Cat* is inspired by the sensation of dryness and irritation, likening it to the feeling of touching a dry cactus.
Symptoms:
Severe Vaginal Dryness:
The primary symptom of Cactus Cat Syndrome is an ongoing, severe dryness in the vaginal area, often accompanied by a feeling of tightness or roughness.
Painful Intercourse (Dyspareunia):
Women with CCS may experience significant discomfort or pain during sexual activity due to insufficient natural lubrication.
Itching and Burning:
Some individuals report a mild to moderate burning or itching sensation in the vaginal area, especially after prolonged periods of sitting or physical activity.
Irritation and Redness:
The vaginal tissues may appear inflamed or slightly red, often due to the friction caused by dryness.
Urinary Tract Sensitivity:
In some cases, CCS may also cause sensitivity during urination, making it feel like the urinary tract is dry or irritated.
My girl makes me itch she might have Cactus Cat Syndrome
by Dr.Z1 February 06, 2025
Get the Cactus Cat Syndrome mug.

cut the cat

"I've been so horny during quarantine, all I do is cut the cat all day."
by RayaLoe May 16, 2020
Get the cut the cat mug.

bad cat

a person and or thing that is so cool the only way you can describe them is with the phrase bad cat
uma- “hey have you met my friends bruce?”
taul - “yeah he’s one bad cat”
by bad cat 101 January 10, 2021
Get the bad cat mug.

David the cat

David the cat is a noble and dignified feline. He will cut you if you look at him the wrong way. He will entice you with his belly fluff, but don’t fall for it, because it is a trap. The moment you touch that soft velveteen belly, for he will sink his teeth into you and then hiss and run away. David, the cat really appears to like people he has never met before until they reciprocate his affection, and then he will bite. The one exception to this is if you are sitting on the couch, especially if you were wearing black. There’s nothing he likes more than to cover people at wearing black with his shed fur. If you’re on the couch and he sits on you, he is far less likely to bite you. If you haven’t already guessed this David, the cat is in fact, an orange cat.
I got a cat and I named him David. We call him David the cat.
by Kajaway January 25, 2025
Get the David the cat mug.

Oh my cat

Unvoiced for Oh my God.

The /g/ sound is the the voiced cognate of the unvoiced /k/, and the /d/ sound is the voiced cognate of the unvoiced /t/, thus, articulator placement during production cat is identical to the production of the word god. God backwards may be dog, but God unvoiced is cat.
Oh my cat, what a cute houseplant.
by NYPopcat June 17, 2022
Get the Oh my cat mug.

Funny Cat GIF

A Funny Cat GIF (FCG for short) is a Gif of a cat do something funny.
by Robert_RoboMole March 11, 2024
Get the Funny Cat GIF mug.

Cat Call

Remarks of gratitude or complements given to a passerby.
I enjoy being cat called
Ex: You look nice today
by Hordor413894a September 01, 2023
Get the Cat Call mug.