Urban Dictionary

Its a place for the most unintelligent post the stupidest definitions on the planet IDK how anyone on this site managed to pass 4th grade I am actually gonna kill myself if I have to spend any more time on this site

Never use Urban Dictionary

by truecrimejunkyLC December 23, 2023

Urban Dictionary

The site you are on right now. Search any word here and there will be plenty of definitions.

P.S. Why in the heck would you search Urban dictionary ON Urban dictionary?

Person: Hey, have you heard of Urban dictionary?
Person 2: Yeah man, it's SWEET, bro!

by Jane Hopper 💖 June 4, 2018

Urban dictionary

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You get an Easter egg by searching urban dictionary In urban dictionary

by Hehehe_hehehe July 20, 2022

Urban Dictionary

congratulations, You played yourself

Goes on Urban Dictionary, just to look up Urban Dictionary, to see the definition of Urban Dictionary

by Thepacertestisatest June 9, 2017

urban pop up

When an urban family decides to move to the countryside and start a small farm without knowledge on farming. The local farmers call this family the urban pop up.

That ol' family that just moved to McDonald's old farm is an urban pop up.

by potatoali August 10, 2017

Urban Biker

A name for someone who rides bikes as a main form of transportation. Not those 30 year old white people who bike for fun after work. Urban bikers are typically eco-anarchists as well.

Guy 1: I just got back from the store, it's only a 5 minute drive from my house, definitely not a useless drive.
Guy 2: Yeah for sure man!
Urban Biker: You could've just rode your bike, it's literally 10 minutes that way.
Guy 2: Shut up idiot, I'd prefer to sit in my car all day than be an urban biker!

by Aasta Paintmaasta September 25, 2023

Urban jousting

When two (male) hobos run towards one another at top speed with their erect genitalia pointed in the direction of the other in an adversarial manner with the intent to injure or main the other in a display of dominance.

Look at that display of urban jousting on the street corner. Someone is going to get hurt.

by Yolofactor6 April 17, 2021