TURDS—Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome—isn’t just a joke; it’s a mirror held up to the bizarre, one-sided obsession some fans have with Donald Trump.
Including the tagline "he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo" like in the example, combines political rhetoric with pop culture, referencing the iconic line from Beyoncé's "Single Ladies". This phrase emphasizes the unrequited nature of such devotion, suggesting that while supporters may idolize Trump, his feelings aren't reciprocated.
The derangement angle is where the TURDS start to hit the fan. Imagine being so fixated on someone that you lose sight of reality—whether it’s scrolling endless Twitter threads, crying over canceled rallies, or muttering his name under your breath like a lovesick teenager. It’s not just devotion; it’s obsession, and Trump’s narcissistic nature only fuels the fire. He’s the sun in this messed-up solar system, burning dimly orange but never actually seeing you orbiting around him.
And let’s face it: he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo. Not really. Not in that way. But hey, at least you’ve got the satisfaction of knowing, with plenty of other TURDS out there, you’re not the only one obsessed.
Including the tagline "he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo" like in the example, combines political rhetoric with pop culture, referencing the iconic line from Beyoncé's "Single Ladies". This phrase emphasizes the unrequited nature of such devotion, suggesting that while supporters may idolize Trump, his feelings aren't reciprocated.
The derangement angle is where the TURDS start to hit the fan. Imagine being so fixated on someone that you lose sight of reality—whether it’s scrolling endless Twitter threads, crying over canceled rallies, or muttering his name under your breath like a lovesick teenager. It’s not just devotion; it’s obsession, and Trump’s narcissistic nature only fuels the fire. He’s the sun in this messed-up solar system, burning dimly orange but never actually seeing you orbiting around him.
And let’s face it: he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo. Not really. Not in that way. But hey, at least you’ve got the satisfaction of knowing, with plenty of other TURDS out there, you’re not the only one obsessed.
Me: "TDS? Trump certainly has some sort of derangement syndrome, but you seem to have a bad case of the TURDS: He ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo."
Them: "What's TURDS?"
Me: "TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome"
Them: "What's TURDS?"
Me: "TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome"
by megaleach February 28, 2025
Get the TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndromemug. Verb Trump, Trumped, Trumping
Trump 1 = A British term for the expulsion of flatus (both loud and silent) from the anus that can have disastrous consequences if the event follows through. Often heard in conjunction with the London Urban term Donald (Donald Ducked = F@#ked)
Trump 2 = From at least the 17th century the term means fabricate, devise, deceive, cheat.
Trump 3 = From the French Trompe Tromper a quack or mountebank that uses a horn to attract attention and draw in unsuspecting victims
Trump 1 = A British term for the expulsion of flatus (both loud and silent) from the anus that can have disastrous consequences if the event follows through. Often heard in conjunction with the London Urban term Donald (Donald Ducked = F@#ked)
Trump 2 = From at least the 17th century the term means fabricate, devise, deceive, cheat.
Trump 3 = From the French Trompe Tromper a quack or mountebank that uses a horn to attract attention and draw in unsuspecting victims
Trump 1
Now that the Trump has followed through the person is Donald.
All I can say is Donald Trump
In mathematical terms it becomes a circular equation : Donald (Donald Ducked = F@#ked) continues to Trump (Trump = Anal Flatus Expulsion) therefore if a Trump follows through you are Donald which leads to Trump that follows through and you are Donald and continues on until the issue of Trump is removed.
Trump 2
The Director was fired on Trumped up allegations of incompetence
The President continually looks inward and uses Trumped up stories in order to deflect the truth and his own abject failures
The Press Secretary took to his job literally when he was told to Trump something up for the daily briefings
Trump 3
By now you would have thought someone would have read the meaning of the word and taken heed instead of putting up a wall between the Trump and the Truth
Now that the Trump has followed through the person is Donald.
All I can say is Donald Trump
In mathematical terms it becomes a circular equation : Donald (Donald Ducked = F@#ked) continues to Trump (Trump = Anal Flatus Expulsion) therefore if a Trump follows through you are Donald which leads to Trump that follows through and you are Donald and continues on until the issue of Trump is removed.
Trump 2
The Director was fired on Trumped up allegations of incompetence
The President continually looks inward and uses Trumped up stories in order to deflect the truth and his own abject failures
The Press Secretary took to his job literally when he was told to Trump something up for the daily briefings
Trump 3
By now you would have thought someone would have read the meaning of the word and taken heed instead of putting up a wall between the Trump and the Truth
by MD France May 12, 2017
Get the Trumpmug. 
by Olinda Holiday October 23, 2022
Get the Trumped Itmug. by Bob Osso August 13, 2017
Get the Trumped outmug. When someone actually takes your and makes up you said on twitter or from outside the White house.
To tell a lie on Twitter and then lie about your lie on twitter then call the truth FAKE NEWS.
To tell a lie on Twitter and then lie about your lie on twitter then call the truth FAKE NEWS.
by trumpedupnews15 September 30, 2019
Get the Pulling a Trumpmug. by Mac2020 November 6, 2020
Get the A trumpmug.