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Good morning and god bless

Definition: When you sh*t, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
(The act of sitting on the toilet excreting whilst consuming egg salad and a coffee for breakfast would be considered a good morning and god bless).
How Good morning and god bless is used:
Hila: “Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?”
Ethan: “Good morning god bless, Hila!”
Hila: “What?”
by Hxrvey May 23, 2018
mugGet the Good morning and god blessmug.

Good Morning Nate

"Good Morning Nate" is on TV!
Don't you mean "Good Morning 'Stoga?"
by katatomicbomb February 11, 2023
mugGet the Good Morning Natemug.

good daytime

A greeting you might use in the daytime.
by Ñwñwñwñwñwñw August 4, 2025
mugGet the good daytimemug.

Good

Good is awesome
by Boco July 26, 2019
mugGet the Goodmug.

good thick

(This applies to girls, I am a girl and I know how it’s like. I’m not sure what a male equivalent of it would be)

There is a stark difference between “damnnn she thick” and “go gym”, and that’s— body shape. See, two women could have a very similar, almost exact amount of body fat, but it’s the shape of their bodies that draws the line between attractive and mid/unattractive.

Let’s say Woman A has around 30% body fat, and has an hourglass body shape. Her hips, thighs, and chest are accentuated and she’s lucky because her body falls into one of the few types that people deem attractive, the true thick.

Woman B also has around 30% body fat, but she has a rectangle body shape (so do I!) and the fat collects in the form of her body, so nothing like her hips and thighs or whatever are accentuated, and will leave her looking like a cereal box. Unfortunately, no one will find this body attractive, and it hurts to have gone through that..

Some people who try to silence the undesirable girls with pity try to blur this difference, but it does not work, neither on paper nor in real life. You can try to rope both of the instances of Woman A and B into “thick/chubby” and label it all a good thing, but no. A is attractive, B is not. So now there have to be new terms: “good thick” (as seen in A) and “fat/bad thick” (as seen in B). Thanks a lot Pity Patrons.
Pity patron: nooooo don’t say that!! I saw your selfie in the server, youre thick and some people find that attractive!! youll find someone

Ugly girl: no, stop.. there’s a difference. There’s good thick, like that girl who posted right after I did, and then bad thick like me, there’s a difference

Pity patron: *observes the great difference* yea actually never mind LMAOAOAOOAOA
by spadecard November 25, 2022
mugGet the good thickmug.
OPE! THERE IT IS! 😮🫵 THERE'S HIS RELIGION! YOU SEE IT!?
Hym "Oooooooh! That explains it! The 'Good people' are ALLOWED to commit genocide and if they have to genocide you then, well, it's a tragedy but we're (The jewz) are just being bad to the bad people and good to the good people! That's all! Ok. I get it now. So if Hilter had been one of the 'Good people' (Which is just a euphemism for a Jew) it would have been fine. That's their entire racket at this point. Jews are the good people and they are allpwed to do whatever they want to people with people who have 'antithetical values' or 'aren't willing to be subordinated by Jews.' That's all it is. That's what makes the religion poisonous. It allows delusional, solipsistic fucks like this piece of shit to do whatever he wants, get away with it, and feel good about himself afterwards. The whole thing needs to go!"
by Hym Iam May 14, 2024
mugGet the Bad to the bad people and good to the good peoplemug.

stand her in good stead

to be useful to someone(her/him) in the future
she is a very pretty lady. When I saw her licking ice cream, i knew it would stand her in good stead. Because after I would have hired her, i would download facebook and let her suckerberg me. Due to the fact, if she weren't willing to do it, I would zuckerberg her
by flobil November 15, 2023
mugGet the stand her in good steadmug.

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