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Rainblow job

A blow job involving sucking a dick with a full bag of m&ms in your mouth.
She gave me a rainblow job.
by Nochillgreg August 8, 2016
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Hood job

Performing an action without drawing attention to yourself.
I think I did a hood job acting sober in front of my mom... she didn’t question anything.
by Pompousjenkins May 27, 2020
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blob job

“Oh Blob gave Jason and Nico a Blob Job”
by nanalover123 October 1, 2019
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Queen of Blow Jobs

The chosen one. A girl who could end world hunger with the grace of her mouth. This mouth will bring you the clarity of self actualization and best life living. World peace resides within the confines of her oral cavity. The chosen one will suck you into an alternate existence and blissful slurp you down a spiritual awakening
That girl Aly is the Queen of Blow Jobs, I got life altering fellacio.
by Therestareruinedforme April 6, 2023
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lamp job

When you’ve “rubbed your girl the right way” (e.g. done something extra nice for her) and she tells you you can blow your next three loads anywhere you want.

It’s like a degenerate genie granting you three wishes.
Baby, that was so sweet of you! I’m gonna give you the best lamp job, just let me know where you want to put it.
by El Gato Fuerte February 22, 2019
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Oven Job

When a woman allows you to penetrate her lady parts while carrying an unborn human inside of her vayjayjay.
"Arrr ey lad, Chanel let me fuck her while she's carrying our Dan's kid. Was a fucking great oven job."
by Zero977888775577568 June 18, 2018
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guilt job

When you’re simply feeling too guilty to fix something, you give them a blow job.
Mellisa was so guilted after going through my messages that she just had to give me a guilt job to make up for it.
by Mel Brobank July 12, 2019
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