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M O N K E Y

person 1: i like M O N K E Y
person 2: why?
person 1: Why Not?
by Skibrosl March 29, 2023
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christ-o-phart

The nick name often given to somebody named Christopher or Chris. He likes to annoy people but cannot cope being picked on himself. Gets grumpy when you touch his computer. Wears his pants pulled up under his armpits and winter clothes in summer. Extremely bad sport and sore loser. ie flips the board in the middle of monopoly or throws x-box controllers when losing any game. Likes to think he is right all the time, finds it hard to cope when he is wrong. Is okay to do Grandad duties as long as he does not have to deal with poo, wee, vomit, dribble, food....or mess in general. Enjoys afternoon naps, teasing small children and and being angry.
Person 1: Who's flipping their shit?
Person 2: Oh that's just Christ-O-Phart again, i think he lost
by RickStarBlue February 24, 2018
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Box O' Peanuts

A large box of foam dicks
by leseshrmushrooms8 October 14, 2020
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y..o..o..n..g..i..2

"y..o..o..n..g..i..2 is an amazing tiktoker!"
by oliver2001 February 2, 2021
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Cosby Jell-O

The steamy mixture that ejects from the penis after marinating it in a bowl of Jell-O
1."Let's watch Bill Cosby"
"Naw let's make Cosby Jell-O"

2. A girl at a bar asks you to buy her a drink. In response, "how about a Cosby Jell-O? Bitches love Cosby Jell-O."
by Cosby Sweater July 18, 2013
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Port o' Jawn

Port o' Jawn is just another word for
Potty queen,
Potty King,
Port o' potty & porttipotties.

Port o' kabin

and so on.
Port o' jawn is used by people mainly from Philadelphia.
Hence the word jawn
(:
I have to go take a dump in that port o' jawn.
Yo' there anymore port o' jawn's left?
Any port o' jawns 'round here?
by Kieferx3 January 16, 2010
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