Fuck me sideways

Another quote from Blade Trinity by Hannibal (Ryan Reynolds)

"Well fuck me sideways. Fuck me sideways."

by mhcrose August 27, 2006

Give Me a Dollar

Yes it sounds like it means but then was turned into a funny joke in NY and NJ. Started around the summer of 2002 by a kid in south NJ. Saying it is most of the time meaningless and is meant to be oddly funny. The phrase "give me a dollar" is funny because hardly no one ever says that or ever will to be serious.

You now hear "Give me a dollar." in middle schools and spoken by bored teenagers throughout the northeast of the USA. Another use by saying it is to shut people up.

"Give me a dollar!"
"Give me a dollar, bitch!"
There are many other ways of saying it.

by Big Bad Wolf September 21, 2005

suck me tender

homosexual's plead for a blowjob from a straight man

Mister Lucipher: Suck me tender
Dark Raven Omega: Faggot, go back in the closet and kill yourself.

by Jay May 18, 2004

Play me pussy

To take as a joke.

To treat someone as though they are weak.

“She really tried to play me pussy. Like I won’t beat her ass.”

by KeiKokaine June 7, 2019

Keep a L on me

To have some form of (ready to smoke) marijuana on you at all times. A phase generally used by gangsters and thugs.

Person 1:Hey man are you high right now?
Person 2: Hell yea man you know I always keep a L on me.

by Raysouth November 7, 2014

wipe me out

to fatigue in an extreme way

"Man, that six hour hike is really going to wipe me out."

by Giddyupgal November 18, 2013

Fool Me Pants

When a woman wears pants that lead you to believe she has more ass than she really does.

-Daaaamn man, you see Mandy's ass today?!

-Don't be deceived homie, she got them fool me pants on!

by Playa Mike June 2, 2013