fuck tits

Used mainly as a term of endearment.

"Howdy, fuck tits!"
or
"Oh, fuck tits, i love you too!"

by fanta-p December 26, 2006

fuck feelings

Something you say when you have finally given up on love

"Do you still have feelings for her?"

"Fuck feelings"

by Jc Caylens girlfriend March 13, 2016

Fuck Trench

A female who is the lowest of low in the on the slam chain, the highest being "Slam Pig" and the middle being "Slam Donkey." She has a face that seems to have been ran over with the "what-the-fuck truck" more that a few times, yet her body is banging enough to take a good fucking or six. You easily pick them up in the dark corners of the club where they lerk in packs, take them back to your place/car/parking garage/restroom, slam her once or twice then leave. No need for names or numbers. You and your dick will be ashamed, as you should be.

Ronnie: What happened to you last night? I turned around and you were gone.

Joe: I found a chick in the back corner with a body that looked like it could take a a good slamming, and she took it like a chanp right up against the bathroom wall.

Ronnie: A Hottie?

Joe: Uh.... well..... A Trench.

Ronnie: Dude. Fuck Trench?

Joe: Yeah Im going to go shower... Again.

Ronnie: Dude.....

by joeymaree January 18, 2009

fuck monologue

1.erotic tale.
2.Talking about fucking.

The Canterbury Tales featured many a fuck monologue.

I know he banged that girl with a j-lo going on. He went on a twenty minute fuck monologue!

by Spencer February 3, 2003

bumper fuck

1. Using your hoopdie to forcefully ram your hated foe into the intersection during a red light.

2. An epic rear-end collision, accidental or intentional.

(1.) Passenger: "Dude, that guy totally cut you off!"
Driver: "Looks like someone needs a good bumper fuck."

(2.) 911: "911 state your emergency."
You: "I just got bumper fucked by some drunken asshole! And he's dressed like a pirate."
911: "Excuse me...?"

by Coop da Thurb January 23, 2009

Backwards fucking

Upon first glance, one might assume that this phrase is the start of a description of some horrible event. For instance, "It's a good thing they got rid of that backwards fucking law that black people had to sit on the back of the bus." But no no, you would be wrong. Backwards fucking is a mythological sex position in which man and woman, both on their hands and knees, fuck backwards by having the man tuck his penis backwards betwixt his ass cheeks. Naturally, this is impossible. Even Peter North would be impressed as a motherfucker. If your friends ever go on a trip and come back with stories of their wild nights backwards fucking models, you should be inclined to look impressed and nod just to hear how much bullshit they spew, but know that it is nonetheless bullshit.

"Hey guys, I was having sex with two hot girls from New York, but they were soooo freaky. They wanted me to face away from them and backwards fuck them both. So I was backwards fucking them both, and they loved it. I am a sex God."

No, Josh Riese (Example name), no you are not.

by JRDidntdothat February 4, 2010

lazy fuck

The act of falling asleep while she's on top.

Don't get mad at me, it's your fault that I'm such a lazy fuck.

by Sawyertt December 6, 2010