A "Steve Jobs"

When two individuals don turtlenecks and proceed to touch lips in an intimate fashion.

(Created by William Haynes of SourceFed)

"Man, can you believe Kristi and Chad were caught in the middle of a "Steve Jobs" at the holiday party?"

"Yo, I heard about that. Someone told me they even diddled!"

by BullyWeener March 19, 2017

REM-Job

The act of getting enough sleep for a REM (Rapid Eye Movement) sleep cycle.

Dude my boss just gave me a REM-Job last night!

I don’t sleep. I get REM-Jobs.

by Natahan1996 June 30, 2021

Joba (Jobs)

Joba also known as Jobs, is a stunning blond girl that is a teacher. She is very secritive but once you get to know her, she will blow your mind, mentally and physically (if you know what I mean). She is cute, loving caring... She's a gamer amd a biker chick. She enjoys speed and will live you unconditionally. Ever dreamed of that naughty teacher fantasy, Joba is the girl.

OMG, Joba (Jobs) is my biggest fantasy.... I mean my favourite Teacher

by BenjiBen10 June 25, 2025

Handshake Job

When someone is smiling in your face and planning on stabbing you in the back. Usually in business

The used car dealer seemed like an honest guy, but after my car broke down I realized it was just a handshake job.

by Snuffelgus February 9, 2013

Schlob Job

When you shit yourself accidentally whilst receiving a blowjob.

The night was going great until I gave him a Schlob Job.

by SchlobJobber June 17, 2025

Rawr-Job

A Rawr-Job is a handjob from someone where fingerless fishnet gloves. While it is common to receive a Rawr-Job from someone in scene culture, the Rawr-Job can be given and received by anyone.

Dude, do you see that scene bitch over there, God i could use a Rawr-Job from them at dennys.

by Witch~Cat November 28, 2023

Long Job

Achieved from a distance.

He did a long job on her, no contact, but now he has to pay child support.

by Dubiousstatus August 25, 2025