Prod-simp

An individual who continues to purchase the newest internation or most advanced version of a product even after the company producing the product has proven to be untrustworthy or otherwise lackluster.

This can include and form of product from phones to cars, from handbags to video games and so on.

Hey man, how's your new iPhone?

It sucks, it's lost lots of features and essentials such as a headphone jack.

Well they've announced a new iPhone, are you going to buy that one, even though you'll have to buy countless ad-ons separately?

Yeah of course, what am I going to do? Not have the latest iPhone?

Man you're a total prod-simp.

by The British Tea January 30, 2022

Kokichi Simp

A certain man, who goes by the name Roman. You know who you are. You are probably reading this now, in fact.

Person 1: Oh my god, is that a Kokichi Simp?
Person 2: Can't be, that's Richard not Roman.

by cypressene December 9, 2021

NO SIMP DECEMBER

yes it’s a things, no “talking” to anyone. allowed to call people “hit,cute”. NO SIMPING. If you make it all of December without a boyfriend/girlfriend or any talking stages that probably failed u win.

“Maybe I should get his snap”

“No simp december”

by #ilovecarmelmacchiatos December 11, 2021

Big simp

Caledonia

Caledonia sis a big simp

by Sexybeast366 December 13, 2021

Loona Simp

1) Essentially someone who simps for the character Loona from Helluva Boss.
2) An absolute furry

Furry: *posts a picture of Loona*
Twitter: "What a fucking Loona Simp"

by NoraskiQuartza February 10, 2022

No simp Valentine's

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.

-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀

by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022

Biggest simp

When someone is a massive simp for someone

People : who is the biggest simp?
Others : James.

by Gh0s1y6 February 17, 2022