the most mysterious song on the internet is a song mostly referred to people as the following: like the wind, blind the wind (you know i wonder how people get stuff like this name), check it in/out, and take it in/out. likely speculated to be made in the 1980's. it's said that it was recorded from a NDR broadcast (norddeutscher rundfunk) there's more information on wikipedia.
You take a hard cock and jam it into the core of corn so hard you pop the core out, if you do it fast enough the kernels don't have enough time to realize the core is gone and stick to your cock. Then have your girlfriend eat off the kernels.