Guardian mexican

For apartment dwellers; the mexican who sits in your stairwell all day constantly talking to their phone, watching videos at max volume and hawking loogies

I know im safe at home thanks to my guardian mexican

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! September 27, 2024

Soggy Mexican

When a primary lover (a top) plows someone out, in any hole. As this is happening, the top places cut up avocado above the hole and the trusting motion grinds it into guacamole.

Person 1: Dude how was your date?
Person 2: Awesome bro, I gave them a Soggy Mexican!

by Nicknames_Are_Hard April 25, 2025

Soggy Mexican

When you are plowing someone's hole, then slap avocado on the hole and continue plowing until it turns into guacamole and both parties eat some

Dude 1: Bro, how was your date last night?
Dude 2: Man it was awesome! I gave her a Soggy Mexican after the movie.

by Nicknames_Are_Hard April 25, 2025

Maple Mexican

1. Any resident of Canada, especially Indian-Canadians.
2. Canadians who frequently travel between the U.S-Canada Border.

James: Hey Mark what is that long-haired brownie doing in Montana?

Mark: One of those f*cking Maple Mexicans coming across the border.

by RosemaryTulip355 May 24, 2025

New Mexican troubadour

Driver gives the passenger a blowjob starting in new Mexico, while passenger holds steering wheel. all while Blasting George strait and seeing if you can make it to Amarillo by morning.

Bro your mom gave me a New Mexican troubadour while you were asleep in the back seat. I didn’t even know she liked George straight.

by Buzzkill89 June 22, 2025

China Mexican

(Derog.) A Southeast Asian

"I'm a China Mexican, I come from Southeast Asia"

by MistressChing_Ext August 3, 2025

Backdoor Mexican restaurant

The act anal felatio that you intend to stop but continue to be pressured into.

I thought we were having a good time but i ended up at the backdoor Mexican restaurant.

by Hockey nighter August 17, 2025