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My eyes! They feel like needles!

What one screams in agony when one's eyes feel like needles.

Often shouted hysterically when hydrochloric acid, potassium permanganate, nitric acid, citric acid or some caustic or industrial chemical enters your eyes, and you can't help but scream in pain.
Greg Gregorius (after squirting orange juice in his eye): My eyes! They feel like needles!
Me: Here, let me gouge them out for you with this plastic spoon.
Greg: No, I'm quite fine, thanks.
by PaperMachete October 26, 2005
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your [patter]'s like water

A derogitory comment towards the quality of another persons patter. Refers to the unremarkable, see-through, thin and tastesless aspects of a persons patter. Scottish in origin.
"Dude, you're boring the baws aff e me. Your patter's like water."
by Jack McFarlane May 9, 2007
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i dont like you anymore

A fat lie for i still love you 💔😭
Boy:Do you still like me
Girl:I dont like you anymore

Boy:oh
by I don't like you anymore January 26, 2017
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I like you for who you are

What Anna Nicole said to her husband.
"I like you for who you are, sugar."
*WHEEZE*
"Now sign right here..."
by misfit June 1, 2004
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fuck her like a porn star

I girl you find physically attractive, but you want no relationship with what so ever. To have sex with and nothing more.
Guy 1: "So how'd you like her?"
Guy 2: "Yeah she seemed nice and all but with a body like that I'd rather just fuck her like a porn star and go our separate ways."
by Vazh May 23, 2007
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can you quack like a duck

a graphic redneck video of a man shaking his junk and preaching about how he wants to fuck a girl in the but while she quacks like a duck
can you quack like a duck,

no man I'm not watching that video
by ammoratto April 15, 2013
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I like ya cut G

A term that's used to describe a tradition that male best friends do when the other friend (the victim) gets a fresh haircut. The victim gets smacked in the back of the head, unexpectedly, while the friend that is receiving the smack has to utter the phrase "I like ya cut G!"
Friend 1: "Hey, did you see that Ryan's got a new cut?"
Friend 2: "Really?!?! We gotta finesse him."
Friend 1: "You know it!!"
*Friend 1 and Friend 2 goes up to Ryan*
Friend 2: "I like ya cut G!"
*Friend 2 snacks Ryan's soul out of his body*
by Derpy_Goku December 7, 2020
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