Jesus Juice

Midwest slang for orange juice containing the drug propylhexedrine aka Benzedrex. The drug can be bought over the counter in the form of a nasal inhaler normally used for allergies. If you break the inhaler and take out the cotton inside and soak it in orange juice or any acidic beverage for 24 hours the active ingredient (propyl) is extracted. Propyl has similar effects to amphetamine and methamphetamine and induces a state of intense focus and euphoria. It is also horrible for your vascular system and causes severe vasoconstriction.

In simple terms you will go sicko mode and probably will end up on meth if you weren’t already when you took the Jesus Juice. It’s called Jesus Juice because it makes you feel like Jesus and it will bring you back from the dead.

Me: Hey bro do you want some speed laced orange juice?

Homie: Oh, shit did you put your Vyvanse into OJ?

Me: Nah I ran out like a week ago, this is Jesus Juice! It feels just as good if not better. You can feel your brain cells dying so it must be good.

by danasp_42 December 27, 2019

Loser Juice

Loser juice is what the loser drinks, an example would be mountain dew, they sit at home all day drinking this juice and play video games, they do not go outside or attempt to hit the gym.
Loser Juice could be anything ranging from pop to juices. Just drink water and stay healthy fatass.

Mikael: I love pop
Top G: Yea you like loser juice u loser.

by Grahgrtahboom May 23, 2023

Versace Juice

A special liquid similar to water but in a different dimension in a world called Uplypa.

Pass that Versace Juice aight.

by Lemonsssss December 31, 2018

juice

The term "juice" is used to describe something flat. It's the opposite of soda right? Soda has a little pop to it. Juice ain't really nuthn.

"That joke was some juice."

by Stephanie Longsoem February 19, 2009

Long Juice

something that requires a lot, perhaps excessive effort

Doing this is such long juice

by Khazar420 September 11, 2021

hater juice

the excretion of body fluids (literal and figurative) that come from hate, haters, or a flock of haters; also known as a "knot" of haters

Coby: "Man i cant go back to my math class John"
John: " Yeah, i know what you mean dude. That place is soaked in hater juice"

by Dr. William Stephan October 6, 2017

Gus Juice

The irresistible energy or charm that Gus exudes, making him the life of the party and a magnet for good vibes. Gus Juice can also refer to the confidence or swagger Gus uses to handle any situation, whether it’s closing a deal, cracking a joke, or simply being the coolest person in the room. Some say it’s part charisma, part hustle, and 200% authentic.

“Did you see how Gus nailed that presentation? That’s straight-up Gus Juice!”

by Gus Juice December 20, 2024