Joe Cruz

What is there to say that can’t already be said…? He is his mother’s favorite child but still tips his hat to his siblings. Absolutely knows you’re down with DTF so he makes reservations at “Din Tai Fung.” He once met the Dos Equis guy and bought him a Corona. As a +1, he’ll make you look like a Nobel Peace Prize winner and only clothes himself with finest of material; “Boyfriend Material.” Holds doors and still picks up checks. He can catch a lot of flies with honey but, catches more homies by being fly. The exact guy your friends say isn’t right for you because they can’t manage their own relationships. Joe wants “Love,” like the one from “You.”

Two birds were having a conversation whilst flying outside of a window and saw Joe Cruz. One bird said to the other “Look at Joe Cruz. He’s so us…”

by joecrvz November 24, 2021

joe

joe mamaaaa loollll

person 1 : hey do you know joe ?
person 2 : joe ??
person 1 : JOE MAMA LOLLLLL
person 2 : * commits a war crime *

by jynx your out March 28, 2021

Jumpin Joe Mad

spastic athiest comes off hinges after hours of debating xians.

Evi went Jumpin Joe Mad after trying to get a reasonable answer about female masturbation and sin.

by Kill your god November 19, 2010

joe mama

a popular internet slang word used to creatively abuse the victims mom.

friend: joe who?
me: joe mama
friend: ToO fAr

by ayo69420 February 1, 2023

joe

who is joe?

Hey whos joe?
I don't know.

by sexy sempai October 27, 2021

Pulled a Joe

Acting very weird. That includes constantly hitting on people that show 0 interest in you. joe13wya

“this fake canadian just pulled a joe!!”
“he’s half arab half canadian, he pulled a joe!!”

by ahmed69420 September 16, 2022

Joe

Joe is a dude that got soo bullied by his mom that everyone made a joke about it. Poor joe just wants to live his like with his wife karen....and his kid joe jr mamma.

oh no its joe getting bullied by his mama
Whos joe mama

by Albert Titian October 22, 2019