Eye Wallpaper

That weird shit you see when you shut your eyes for a long time or you press your hands against your eyes

John: "Oh Shit dude dont do acid"
Tom: "Why the fuck not this tab was expensive"
John: "Ill teach you how to get the "Eye Wallpapers"
Tom: "Fuck off" *swallows acid"

by gangrate August 13, 2015

I can’t see when my eyes are closed

A rare illness were when your eyes are closed you can’t see

Yo dude I can’t see when my eyes are closed

by I don’t have a pseudonym March 31, 2022

Eye of the spider

Cringe Minecraft song on YouTube.

Person1: Eye of the Spider
Person2: Say that one more time.

by R3MYO June 6, 2017

Hannah Eyes

An eye condition where no matter how hard you try your contact lenses slip out at the worst possible time and place imaginable.

Guy 1: what the hell is that in your steak?

Guy 2: sorry man it contact lense, its these damn hannah eyes

by keskeskeskes September 21, 2021

Mule-Eye

The phenomenon that results from being surrounded by an overwhelming majority of mediocre looking women, whereby "6.5's" start looking like "10's."

Man, check out that honey. She is BANGIN'!

Bro, you need get out of Allentown more, you've got a bad case of Mule-Eye.

by misterburns1 August 6, 2008

eye

a center cut of meat.

"eye of round"

by Arminkshipper December 31, 2024

Adderall Eyes

Seemingly lifeless and blank eyes, occasionally wide and bugged out, similar to those of a shark often had by people who take a lot of adderall as well as psychotropic drugs

Dude that waitress with the adderall eyes was creepy. That blank stare felt like she was bad-touching my soul.

by GTO_67 March 24, 2021