Dick Smoker

one who is highly stressed, and uses sucking cocks as a relief. Also it is known that this individuals neccessity to relieve thier anxiety leads to uncleanliness. consequently they may be know to be a dirty cocksucker.

there have been many met in my life, but the one who qualifies as a chain smoker would be Chris Proctor.

by not a second hand smoker March 25, 2004

Dick Flavored

any thing that is cool, good, acceptable, exceptional, delicious, or exceedingly enjoyable.

Your mom's new car is pretty Dick Flavored

by ChezzaFentoozler August 6, 2009

Dick Looping

Often found on internet porn sites, and most notably, ChatRoulette, Dick Looping or any variation of the sort is the repetition of cock in any form, be it masturbation or not, being replayed infinitely.

That computer? I only loop dick on that computer. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I am looping dick all day, every day with that one.

If I stop dick looping, my heart stops beating, witch means noone is seeing any looping cock.

The US Postal Service takes off holidays and Sundays. I do not. I am looping dick on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Easter. Every Sunday, yes sir, I loop cock.

Im always on ChatRoulette looping dick for the world to see.

by Sheeit!! March 10, 2010

dick jerky

a term used to describe a male who hasn't gotten laid in so long that his penis has dried and shriveled up to almost nothing. This person becomes insecure and angry towards the world. He compensates for these feelings by going on power trips and belittling others to make himself feel superior.

Police Officers, asshole managers, republicans,etc.......

Ben(line cook): Hey Dave, I finished all the cleanup and everything looks good, can I go now, my wife is in labor at the hospital.

Dave(manager): Well, that's great but I'm going to need you to detail the fryer machine too......that would be great, thanks.

Ben: You're such a fuckin' piece of dick jerky Dave. I QUIT!!

by dragonzombie October 16, 2009

Dick Pretzel

When two men tie their penises together to make a pretzel shape.

Man1: Do you wanna make a Dick Pretzel later tonight.
Man2: Sure but only if you bring the mustard.

Man1: Man, I'm really in the mood for a Dick Pretzel
Man2: Eh I would rather have a chumbler

by waka floka September 6, 2010

Dick Necklace

An honorary award for a person who makes a homo erotic comment either on purpose or by accident.

Cal: Those jeans make his ass look weird.

Cal was awarded the dick necklace for the day for this unbelievable homo erotic commment.

by Allah Rackbar April 20, 2009

dick loogie

Dick Loogie is another term for cum shot aka Protein shot aka dick yogurt

She got on her knees and I shot my dick loogie all over her face.

by Chillmode May 10, 2006