ass on the quad

a student getting some ass by one of his peers on the courtyard or quad

Jake: I heard bradley just got ass on the quad

Nick: No fucking way dude

by timhoe August 29, 2017

Ass Cotton

An unexplained large amount of cotton that is generated in someones ass crack from as a result of his underwear. This strange compound is extremely satisfying to pick out

Dude 1 : Dude, look what i have.
Dude 2: Dude, is that your ass cotton? Nasty bro...
Dude 1: Yeah but dude, it's so satisfying.

by Infernalboi November 1, 2018

Swinging Ass

Making an illegal U Turn in the middle of a busy intersection. Especially prevalent in the SF Bay Area.

Woah, that person just swung ass and almost hit me.

Just another lyft driver swinging ass.

by Ass22 December 16, 2018

ass protrusion

How much a woman’s ass protrudes. How convex her gluteus maximus muscles are, measured up from where the bottom of her gluteus maximus meets the her thighs to where her ass meets her lower back.

'Ass protrusion,' means how big a woman's ass is, in other words, how much it sticks out, and that it's rated from 1 to 10.

A woman's ass—more so when it and her hips move—instantly hypnotizes a man because her gluteus maximus muscles thrust her pelvis forward and back. the larger a woman's ass is, the easier it is for a man to imagine feeling how good it would feel to fuck her.

by but for December 27, 2018

Ass Tea

When a person eats a salad that is tainted with salmonella causing diarrhea consisting of chunks of vegetation mixed with shit.

Man, after eating that salad I scoured a turlet full of ass tea.

by Ashley James Williams June 12, 2018

solly ass

When someone thinks they are funnier than they really are.

-Rob is such a solly ass! He thinks he's hilarious he's such a clown.

-That's so embarrassing no one likes a solly ass!!

by Guyfieriisbae June 14, 2018

McStarving Ass

Fat niggas who eat McDonald’s 69/69.

MCDONALDS GOT 7 FOR 5! I REPEAT, MCDONALDS GOT 7 FOR 5, for $5 you can get a small fries, 2 sandwiches, a drink, apple pie, a sundae, & a few licks of this Mcdick because I lied to yo McStarvin Ass. I bet you read the whole thing too witcho McHungry Ass... McBitch.

McDonald’s manager: he’s totally a McStarving ass.
Customer: but I only ordered 69 food items of the menu, that’s not too much!

McDonald’s manager: oh no, take your food and get out.

by xxxpisces_scorpioxxx June 28, 2018