Dryer then a popcorn fart

to ruin your evening!

Her pussy was "dryer then a popcorn fart"

by scottdking February 10, 2017

Stinky Vagina Fart

Calling someone a stinky vagina fart is the most insulting term known to man... It's so bad that the phrase has been banned in 19 countries and saying it is punishable by death. ~DO NOT USE THIS TERM OR ELSE~
Just saying if someone calls you this they really hate you, jokes on them thought because you can arrest them.

(Don't actually call 911 if someone calls you this. This is a joke to be taken lightly unless you want to take this joke darkly)

Person 1: You stinky vagina fart, I wish you were never born.
Person 2: OMFG I can't believe you said that...
*Person 2 calls 911*

by Defining_The_World March 14, 2021

non fart day

Proceeding a shart for the rest of the day a person cannot fart for danger of repeating a shart.

"Dude today's a non fart day"
"How come?"
"I sharted earlier man"
"Ah, dude that sucks".

by Sam "Ace" Rostein October 5, 2008

chipotle queso fart

when you eat chipotle queso and then fart

OH GOD. THAT SMELLS LIKE A CHIPOTLE QUESO FART. (puke)

by EthanTheComposer January 12, 2020

Asian fart sex

A type of sex where you and your asian partner fart during sex inflicting great mood and positivity between you.

Hey baby wanna do some Asian fart sex tonight?

by Harry1233211233214 March 17, 2019

Pussy pop fart

When you try to do a pussy pop but queef.

I tried to do a pussy pop last night for my boyfriend but accidentally pussy pop farted on him.

by Galaxya May 1, 2016

stove pipe fart

When farting in a sitting position, a fart travels out the butthole, and up the buttcrack, and makes a sound at the top.

The only path my fart could take was up the stove pipe fart.

by Thekeegster November 20, 2020