Skip to main content
OCTOBER 24 - grab your friend and throw them, drag

them, or do anything to them because they're short!

Must be 5'4 or over to throw someone. Everyone under...

you better hide.
Girl1: hey it’s October 24th :)
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day:)
Girl 2: please don’t
by scuffsuccs October 24, 2020
mugGet the National Throw Short People Day mug.

National Grab Tittie Day

April 15 is national grab tittie day! Start grabbing!
Yo my negro it’s national grab tittie day!
by Lelepepe456 April 12, 2019
mugGet the National Grab Tittie Day mug.

National grab ass day

Grab someones ass on this day its national grab ass day
by Alissaisgay October 23, 2019
mugGet the National grab ass day mug.

Pauline Hanson's One Nation

A great minor political party who stands up for our rights and freedom, and they truely like Australia like UAP, Liberal democrats and much more.
Who are you voting for?
I am voting for Pauline Hanson's One Nation , they truely care about Australia unlike the Labor or greens party.
by G'day:) November 5, 2021
mugGet the Pauline Hanson's One Nation mug.

National Apache Attack Helicopter Day

June 21 was of every year will be declared National Apache Attack Helicopter Day in celebration of the brave people who identity as Apache Attack Helicopters as well as the beautiful work of engineering such helicopters are.
Friend 1: “Hey Kyle, what’s the date?”
Kyle: “It’s National Apache Attack Helicopter Day”
Friend 1: “Cool, so the 21st, thanks bro!”
by Zisthin March 8, 2021
mugGet the National Apache Attack Helicopter Day mug.
15 april may you walk over to your friend and fart on him or her
Walks over farts on his friend "YO WTF!, YOURE DISGUSTING!!" "yo chill its national fart on your friend day"
by trompeter April 12, 2019
mugGet the national fart on your friend day mug.

National grab ass day

Every april 11th the american males celebrate a holday consisting of playfully grabbing each others buttock and squeezing
Oh shit nigga its national grab ass day? Nigga get your cheeks over here boy!
by Bleach and cough syrup April 11, 2019
mugGet the National grab ass day mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email