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Long John Silvered

When a girl swings in and lands on your sword as if a pirate attacking from one ship to another.
“Yo, this crazy chick I was with last night Long John Silvered me.”
by RealCfan March 18, 2023
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Training John

Bob love Training John while going on xvideos
by Anon Skeptic October 6, 2017
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Bug John

Your friend from highscools dad that let's you get drunk at his house but then makes you do manual labor in the morning while hungover.
I got drunk at my friend's house last night but then bug John got us up in the morning to chop firewood.
by Arm Barner November 18, 2021
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John fightmaster

Some sort of really weird bird that makes funny noises
Look,John fightmaster is there,again
by Vjhuoefkh September 26, 2011
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john bates

That one football coach who knows it all, four-eyed little prick who always acts like it's his way or the high way in order to hide the fact that's he's never had a date in his life. All around your typically douchebag.
That guy is acting like a real John Bates, what a dick!
by Mrs John Bates April 17, 2017
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John Nye

The sexiest human alive at this time. John Nye will do anything to please those he loves and is in a deep and intimate relationship with Lewis Arnold.
Wow is that John Nye!? He is gorgeous!
by SGT_James_Walton May 17, 2021
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john stanley

a loud mouth short and the worst secret keeper ever john Stanley someone whos not romantic sometimes funny and the worst liar ever no one likes him also he is the ugliest shortie on earth
wow whos that ugly short freak over there

who the one with the loud mouth that no one likes

yes who else

oh that's John Stanley
by mbdog123 July 22, 2016
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