A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds
by Rodeogirl777 March 01, 2018
My job is not to get rejected 98% while you let the handicapped and the fat-cocks circumvent "their fucking job" (apparently) by throwing yourself at them.
Hym "Jesus Christ, that isn't 'my job.' To sacrifice myself on the altar of the collective female ego because I'm not good enough to use you for sex and discard you."
by Hym Iam September 26, 2023
A method of torture devolped and perfected by Israeli Commandos. After the most recent Geneva Convention, it was outlawed in all civilized countries under penalty of death by Toon Job.
"Man, I just can't stop looking for the body of Jimmy Hoffa."
"Oh shit... you don't know? He was given a Toon Job by the mafia and his body was... totally fucked up."
"Toon Job??!?! OH JESUS FUCKING CHIRST!"
"Oh shit... you don't know? He was given a Toon Job by the mafia and his body was... totally fucked up."
"Toon Job??!?! OH JESUS FUCKING CHIRST!"
by Hal Emmerich July 23, 2008
A Rawr-Job is a handjob from someone where fingerless fishnet gloves. While it is common to receive a Rawr-Job from someone in scene culture, the Rawr-Job can be given and received by anyone.
by Witch~Cat November 29, 2023
by Opydopyopal January 24, 2017
When a middle aged Italian man receives it up the bum from a Chinese man under an olive tree and the middle aged Italian man sings the Chinese national anthem.
Also known as a papa nelli special
Also known as a papa nelli special
by The back door bandit January 30, 2025
A sexually defiant act where a woman pokes a hole in the man’s balls, usually with a hot needle, and sucks the semen right out of it.
by Slemor_Gaiman November 30, 2023