Meat Walking

Compared to sleep walking, meat walking is the action in which a sleeping male uncontrollably beats his meat/ masturbates

While on vacation Johnny was meat walking in the same room his mother was sleeping in.

by liljitmane January 21, 2022

Meat tweezers

Meat tweezers are used for grilling chicken, steak, pork, etc.

I grabbed the meat tweezers to get the steaks off of the grill.

by Mrchristian January 22, 2022

Meat Loaf

A guy who wouldn't do that.

Rest in Peace Michael Aday

A.K.A Meat Loaf

1947-2022

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 22, 2022

Sweater Meat

Breasts, particularly big or glorious ones, especially in a sweater.

While bowling, I told Tom, wow look at the sweater meat on that bimbo. They bounce while she stands still. I’m putting lead in my pencil with no one to write to.

by JackDaddy6294 October 5, 2022

Track Meat

The act of lining up and running circles around a male while gripping his penis as you pass by treating the erection as if it was a baton resulting in a multi-person hand job

“Michael went through a rough break up so me and the boys got together for a track meat to cheer him up. We didn’t drop the baton once”

by 86ToyotaCorrola October 7, 2022

Meat rider!

Luyanda

Lulu is a meat rider!

by M talent October 16, 2022

Meat-wopped

Relentlessly encumbered by one’s own circumference. Can also apply as a descriptor for a males priapic appendage.

“Babe does this dress make me look fat?”
“Ngl you’re lookin a little meat-wopped.”

by dietkrampusdelight May 13, 2022