by Pier Man July 29, 2009
Get the pussy pier mug.A booklet with pictures of pussies, all belonging to hookers, listed along with an address and phone number in case their particular pussy arouses you. They have them arranged in the booklet by culture, amount of public hair, and tightness.
Bernard: Did have a good time with that chick you met out of that pussy pamphlet?
Skylar: Yeah man! I totally did, her pussy looked JUST like it did in the picture, and it was so easy to get a hold of her. It was simply divine. I would totally recommend it to all my friends and family!
Skylar: Yeah man! I totally did, her pussy looked JUST like it did in the picture, and it was so easy to get a hold of her. It was simply divine. I would totally recommend it to all my friends and family!
by j'dizzlef0evah July 5, 2009
Get the Pussy Pamphlet mug.When a guy puts his cock and balls in between his legs and closes them all the way. Posing like he has a pussy.
by sage thunder April 12, 2010
Get the pussy poser mug.This describes the situation you are in if you have gone a long time without pussy, like the credit crunch but with pussy not money
Friend1: Man i was in the club all night last night and i didnt pull a thing
Friend2: I know mate, thats because theres a pussy crunch going on
Friend1: Man i was in the club all night last night and i didnt pull a thing
Friend2: I know mate, thats because theres a pussy crunch going on
by Chris Dott May 21, 2009
Get the The pussy crunch mug.when a pussy writes a mean breakup letter and leaves a cd with reference to a specific breakup song
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leaving an unexpected emo letter, on a cheap, white plastic lawn chair, by a pool, near a door (often used for entrance and exit), to a home, in a quiet, upper-middle class neighborhood.
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expecting the recipient to be a mind-reader and on the same page.
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leaving an unexpected emo letter, on a cheap, white plastic lawn chair, by a pool, near a door (often used for entrance and exit), to a home, in a quiet, upper-middle class neighborhood.
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expecting the recipient to be a mind-reader and on the same page.
by too complicated, bye bye May 10, 2013
Get the pussy letter mug.Finger Pussy: When two people combine their hands in a praying cross figure and open one side, Each participant has their own view.
Example: put your hands together palms touching, all of your fingers should be touching. Now make Spok hands as in seperate the ring and middle fingers, and insert into a partners hands who's also are in the same position as yours. making the + shape. Now slightly open your hands and take a peek at your finger pussy..
John: hey Suzanne wanna see my finger pussy?"
Suzanne: "Fuck you Frank."
<blamm lawsuit.>> lol
NOW GO PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS..!!
Example: put your hands together palms touching, all of your fingers should be touching. Now make Spok hands as in seperate the ring and middle fingers, and insert into a partners hands who's also are in the same position as yours. making the + shape. Now slightly open your hands and take a peek at your finger pussy..
John: hey Suzanne wanna see my finger pussy?"
Suzanne: "Fuck you Frank."
<blamm lawsuit.>> lol
NOW GO PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS..!!
by truMichael January 23, 2014
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by atleast6characters February 4, 2014
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