John Deans

A Sixth Form College; that is also safe haven for the academically average, dim witted wankers

Sound of Mind Person: oh so you go to john deans?

Wanker: Sir John Deans actually...

Sound of Mind Person: I can see you're as about as useful as a textbook

by Dr Pepper Gonna Kill Them All September 27, 2013

John Dunne

John Dunne,

John Dunne.

by Debskelly1985 April 24, 2023

John

John is short. Very short. Super de duper short. He dosent like when you pat his head. He locks your locker when he rages. And when he says goodbye he says it in a very obnoxious way. But we all love him no matter what. SHORT LIVES MATTER!!!!!

Chloe: is that John?
Emma: where I can’t see him
Chloe: he’s down there
Emma: oh looks like the angry elf is back at it again locking my locker

by MensSize13Nikes November 4, 2019

John

John is gayyyyy! Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Girl: John is gay

by Usudmsmakadsa October 28, 2019

John Samuel

John ...this name is used by more of the population in Christian ..this define him to .
A god worshipers Jesus Christ ..
They known for Intelligence, innovative persons , introvert,craziness , helping nature ,caring fellow...

He have u met ever John Samuel he is ....very caring person he helps me alot in my work...

by Crazy fellow. 12345 November 23, 2021

John

A big black buff nigga who rapes people named Shogo. He's an academic weapon who's 100 pounds of pure muscle and his dick is 1000 inches big. He can also steal anyone's girl

damn have y'all ever heard of John i heard he can steal yo girl

by big king john November 21, 2023

John

Some fucking asshole that will steal all your girls. Good at giving head tho. Enjoy that 50 bucks John.

Oh yes John 🥵

by Daddy Swedosh December 2, 2019