Bobby Joe is an extremely intelligent inter-galactic space monkey. Despite being often perceived as a small accessory for a pen, don't let this fool you. If Bobby Joe wanted to, he could destroy the planet of Earth for entertainment. Because of this, he requires loyalty from creatures of earth in order to protect the infrastructure of humanity itself. This vitally important job is left down to the people of The Duke Protection Society, owned by *retracted*. This job requires mental control on the extreme end of the scale, a job which is only possessed by 24 people around the world (if you believe you can work this job, you can't, we would've already contacted you if you could). Do not mess with Bobby Joe in any circumstance if you care about yourself, and society as a whole. If you ever encounter him, do not interact unless requested to, and be very careful about what you say.
by The Duke Protection Society December 28, 2023
Get the Bobby Joemug. *inset moaning sound effect.mp3*
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fspaidufadshupfas yeah too cool uh obingus nah trumpol coopelipa biden shit face crackalacka whaaaa!!!
by raper god November 10, 2022
Get the joe donald trump biden rapmug. A band member of Tally Hall, very well known for these things:
Miracle Musical
JHJH
Happy Monster Band
Saying the N-Word on Twitter.
Usually used as an insult to someone who is charming yet being very offensive or rude.
Miracle Musical
JHJH
Happy Monster Band
Saying the N-Word on Twitter.
Usually used as an insult to someone who is charming yet being very offensive or rude.
Joe Hawley: Dude... Those kids look so weird, why aren't they in my Twitter DMs...
Person Two: Okay Joe Hawley.
Joe Hawley: I LIKE KIDS
Person Two: Okay Joe Hawley.
Joe Hawley: I LIKE KIDS
by Astatine16 June 10, 2024
Get the Joe Hawleymug. Joe is a very generous and kind man he is very tall and has a good paying job and loves to hang out with his friends but there is this one special girl that he likes and she likes to so if you have a joe hold onto him he’s hard to get.
by ADIrules1 December 26, 2018
Get the Joemug. by kroybetter July 3, 2023
Get the distress ass joemug. A cognitive bias where gullible, uninformed people overestimate their competence and fall for misinformation—often seen in ‘podcast bros’ who are ‘just asking questions’ but never seeking answers.
His overconfident claim that children are shitting in litter boxes is a classic case of The Joe-Rogan effect.
by timwalz September 21, 2025
Get the The Joe-Rogan effectmug. by apple 8 November 20, 2021
Get the joemug.