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Meat-belt

Noun; eng. Mēæt-bëlt When your female (usually thicc) companion wraps her leg around your waist while she sleeps, to prevent you from cheating on her in her dreams.
I couldn’t sleep because my Meat-belt was on too tight to keep me secured from pulling the Thots in my girls dreams.
by 💦🍆 August 16, 2018
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Meat chain

A meat chain is when there are three or more guys and they gave each other a boner by accident or on purpose
“Last night I was in the car with Christopher and Harry, Harry got a boner from me because of my big muscles, I got a boner from Harry because he got a boner, and then Christopher got a boner because he saw me and Harry with a boner so we had a meat chain”
by OHMYGODTHATSSOBIGANDJUICY🙀 December 24, 2023
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meat-physics

(Noun) an alternate name for the material science of physics which studies physical matter, as opposed to meta-physics, used to disparage scientists who deny the reality of non-material realities.
My meat-physics professor at the university will not let me write a paper on astral projection because he claims the subject area is meta-physical esotericism lacking sufficient empirical research data to cite.
by MinistryOfDEW March 1, 2022
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Meat Tuber

All YouTube content creators and streamers that show their physical appearance, particularly in the gaming and otaku subcultures. The opposite of a Vtuber.
Vtubers are allowed to commit crimes. Meat tubers like you wouldn’t understand.
by Sploinker March 26, 2022
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Experienced Meat

an old lady that you would like to fuck, is very experienced with sex (is just the opposite of Young Meat)
guy 1: dude im fucking bored of regular girls, I want to fuck someone else
guy 2: why don't you go for some experienced meat? they will do the job
by fagfacetwat December 5, 2020
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meat buddy

A process of gathering a minimum of 5 of your male friends together and placing capacious amounts of meats in each others mouths.
Dr. Dic insisted we had a meat buddy party eventho it was a family night.
by Swivel mi timbers August 19, 2023
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dry meat

When your boyfriend tries to stick his dry meat into your vagina it hurts.
by Sir Richard DP October 16, 2016
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