Dump-n-jack

When you take a dump, then jack off in the bowl after you're done. Usually this is to save water and not flush twice, or to cover up for anyone in the house.
Can also be taking a dump right after you finish jacking off.

"I'm gonna go take a dunp-n-jack"
"Cool. See you in 30"

"I told my mom I was in the bathroom when I did my dump-n-jack"

by create1ders October 17, 2011

Rat on jack night

When you are with family or friends and they start insulting you without knowing it to your face.

Aunt- Man, Bob needs eat better
Grandma- Ya I know, he looks so pale
Bob- Hey guys this isn't Rat On Jack Night

by JSs8227 January 25, 2017

Jack Aiden Rauch

A 5’8 telephone tough guy that has ugly girlfriends and claims they hot and will talk shit on you behind your back because he can’t stand up for himself and has beef until Sillygoose threatens to hand out an asswhooping i

Hey uhh, “ we’re you talking shit to get some ugly skank to chuckle at you?” That’s a jack Aiden Rauch mentality man.

by Carter Cash Zimmerman July 23, 2022

Jack Off January

Jack off every day of the month. This can also be done with the homies

"Are you participating in Jack Off January"
"Yeah"
"Wanna do it together"
"Na Bro, That's gay!"

by Bataling November 3, 2020

cutie slim jack

A prude piece of shit who is cute but wants to be a hoe

Damn sarah is such a cutie slim jack she totally wants to bang Greg but is grounded for getting a B in her Bio class

by CSJ18 January 11, 2017

Jack a Doodle Doo

A perversion of the children noise of a chicken, cock a doodle doo. Cock is itself a slang word meaning penis. Thus Jack would be an action to the penis as to Jack Off. Doodle is a slang for sex. Thus meaning a action of sexual pleasure with out intercourse. To Jack off is done alone. Jack a Doodle Doo would be done by two persons to obtain sexual pleasure. The analogy of going to 3rd base.

Larry and Michelle do not go all the way, they just Jack a Doodle Doo.

by llcalejr May 13, 2019

Jack Dylan Grazer

jack is an actor that is known for his roles in IT, IT: Chapter Two (playing young Eddie Kaspbrak, and Shazam! (playing Freddy Freeman). he is the sweetest boy ever with an energetic personality! he is truly beyond talented with what he does. if you ever befriend him you can expect loads of chaotic and happy energy. he shows lots of affection towards his friends. truly the most lovable boy ever <3

“Didn’t you hear? Jack Dylan Grazer is gonna play one of the main characters in the new HBO show titled ‘We Are Who We Are’!”

by eddiecastbrak February 1, 2020