Nap hands

When you wake up from sleeping (specifically a nap) and you have no grip-strength. You’re unable to grasp and/or pick things up due to this weakness.

“Hey man can you pass me my water bottle?”

“Sorry man I can’t I have nap hands”

by definitely not alexa June 20, 2023

pink hand

A pencil pusher. Someone who doesn’t get their hands dirty, nor does any form of manual or physical labor. A person with no experience as a handy man.

Person One : “What brings you to the area?”

Person Two : “Well my brothers a pink hand so I’m here doing some maintenance work on his property for him.”

by Weird12u April 21, 2018

hand cart load

A phrase used to describe a huge poo

I've just dropped hand cart load

by jim2233 July 31, 2009

me-time hand

The hand used for masturbating.

You're getting a tattoo on your hand? Is that your me-time hand?

by Bill.yeg January 02, 2019

Sack-hands

When your hands are wrinkled so much that they start to look like the surface of the scrotum

Person 1: I just got finished with my dishes shift, my hands are so wrinkly!

Person 2: Yeah i hate Sack-hands!

by DeepFriedTeletubby February 13, 2020

shake hands with the boss

To urinate (male, semi-vulgar)

I'll be back in a minute, I'm going to go shake hands with the boss. *heads off to bathroom*

by Dr Akula May 17, 2015

Snowman Hand

adj. To have semen all over your hand(s) from either yourself, or a boyfriend after coming. Usually results from unexpected climax.

Lady: My boyfriend didn't warn me before he came, so he gave me a serious case of snowman hand.

Dude: The picture of Angelina Jolie on the cover of Marie Claire made me nut so fast I gave myself snowman hand.
Other Dude: You read Marie Claire?

by KamiChan January 16, 2012