by verymuchateyum November 23, 2021
Get the December 1st mug.The day Juan “manny” Flores was born, he’s got the biggest cock on planet earth and he will go down as a legend -Larry bittleman of the year 2036
by Won’t let me use my real name November 23, 2021
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by aptns November 23, 2021
Get the December 4 mug.my birthday! 🥳 (175 days left as im writing this, wish me happy bday 🥹)
but it also refers to a lyric in Conan Gray's song, 'Heather' from his album, 'kid know' the lyric being "I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater You said it looked better on me than it did you" its like the first lyric of the song can't miss it.
people tend to give their crush/lover/partner a sweater on this day (no one gave me a sweater on this day except for my grandma but it was a bday present 🥲 still love her tho)
to everyone who didn't get a sweater we're in the same boat right now, TOGETHER FOREVER WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS DILEMMA! 🫡
but it also refers to a lyric in Conan Gray's song, 'Heather' from his album, 'kid know' the lyric being "I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater You said it looked better on me than it did you" its like the first lyric of the song can't miss it.
people tend to give their crush/lover/partner a sweater on this day (no one gave me a sweater on this day except for my grandma but it was a bday present 🥲 still love her tho)
to everyone who didn't get a sweater we're in the same boat right now, TOGETHER FOREVER WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS DILEMMA! 🫡
3rd of December:
"H-hey s-so... sin-since today is the third of December I got u a sweater ☺️🥹" - ur man/women 😘
"omg ur such a cutie patooty THANKYOUUU!... wait does this mean u like me bc the date today and the sweater it all lines up not only do u know Conan Gray and ur hottie but you like me, UR MY FUTURE WIFE/HUSBAND, I LOVE YOU" - you 😏
"H-hey s-so... sin-since today is the third of December I got u a sweater ☺️🥹" - ur man/women 😘
"omg ur such a cutie patooty THANKYOUUU!... wait does this mean u like me bc the date today and the sweater it all lines up not only do u know Conan Gray and ur hottie but you like me, UR MY FUTURE WIFE/HUSBAND, I LOVE YOU" - you 😏
by NO_YOU_ATE_MY_CURRY_YOU- June 11, 2023
Get the 3rd of December mug.Person 1: did you know I’m always right?
Person 2: oh yeah! That’s right. Because you’re born on December 11
Person 2: oh yeah! That’s right. Because you’re born on December 11
by Kirotyluvr June 23, 2023
Get the December 11 mug.Why drink the water
from my hand?
Contagious as you think I am
Just tilt my sun towards
your domain.
Your cup runneth over again.
from my hand?
Contagious as you think I am
Just tilt my sun towards
your domain.
Your cup runneth over again.
Don't scream about
Don't think aloud
Turn your head now baby
Just spit me out
Don't worry about
Don't speak of doubt
Turn your head now baby
Just spit me out
Why follow me to higher ground?
Lost as you swear I am.
Don't throw away your basic needs,
Ambiance and vanity.
December promise you gave unto me
December whispers of treachery
December clouds are now covering me
December songs no longer I sing
Don't think aloud
Turn your head now baby
Just spit me out
Don't worry about
Don't speak of doubt
Turn your head now baby
Just spit me out
Why follow me to higher ground?
Lost as you swear I am.
Don't throw away your basic needs,
Ambiance and vanity.
December promise you gave unto me
December whispers of treachery
December clouds are now covering me
December songs no longer I sing
by Txorromorro October 5, 2025
Get the December mug.This is the day you eat cookies (I don't make the rules) whether it's leftovers from holidays- Hanukkah, Christmas. Homemade, or even store bought. Heck, even if you found it on the ground. (Do not eat it if 5 secs passed.)
So enjoy your cookie day.
⚠️ must eat a cookie, or you'll have 5-7 days bad luck. Eating a cookie gives you 5-7 days of good luck. That's just a Legends though..a cookie legend.
So enjoy your cookie day.
⚠️ must eat a cookie, or you'll have 5-7 days bad luck. Eating a cookie gives you 5-7 days of good luck. That's just a Legends though..a cookie legend.
Person 1 "bro I had so many sweets from the holidays.. I don't think I could have another, I'm sweet over loaded!"*sign*
Person two "have a cookie..."*shoves a cookie in his hand*
Person one "what -.. didn't you hear what I just said -
Person two "it's December 27th, cookie day. If you don't eat a cookie it's bad luck for a week."
Person one "fine.."*noms on cookies*
Person two "have a cookie..."*shoves a cookie in his hand*
Person one "what -.. didn't you hear what I just said -
Person two "it's December 27th, cookie day. If you don't eat a cookie it's bad luck for a week."
Person one "fine.."*noms on cookies*
by afellowWeeb_mha October 13, 2025
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