john travoltaed

To completely screw up someone's name.
Hey dude, did you hear? Apparently Mr. Crane totally John Travoltaed Suzy's last name at the award ceremony last night.
by Batman Namtab April 11, 2016
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John Buckley

The legend himself. Likes to fiddle around on his guitar and play Overwatch. The biggest celebrity in Warsaw with the blondest hair. Gay but has "bromances" with multiple men. Wears suspenders, fedora's, and dresses and slays. By age 40 he'll voice over in a nature documentary or be dead.
"I don't understand people"
"That's so John Buckley of you to say"
by _Wobble August 08, 2023
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john manry

The ugliest motherfucker, but plays football and sucks....asked out a girl and dumped him after she saw his chode.
John Manry -Stupid go getter and got his ass beat by kymele hart #ta
by Elizabeth loring March 15, 2017
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John Lyons School

Worst private school ever. Mostly due to having shitty students that dump you the day after asking you out. Their music teachers have kids that lie so much your not even sure they told the truth about their name. The guys grow baby moustaches thinking it cool but please god dammit just shave ur pedostache its not a good look.
"Should I go to John Lyons School?"
"God no the guys there are all dumb liars"
by Billie joe slay October 02, 2023
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John Lowery

A modified Tsunami Shot. When a woman performs oral sex on a male. Upon ejaculation, the woman spits the semen back in the male’s face followed by a slap to the male’s face. Woman must yell, “Don’t treat me like a slut, John Lowery.”
Tim has been quiet since Sara pulled a John Lowery on him.
by Michael Orville April 19, 2024
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John Tyler Gray

John tyler gray.

He is a giant

He is a smarty pants (no he’s not)

He is inlove with Beckham Lu.

We all know john tyler gray is inlove with Beckham Lu 😒
John tyler gray is also very cute
John Tyler Gray is so cute

John Tyler Gray loves his girlfriend
by Rizzlybear 😜 November 22, 2023
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john bartmann

He's the guy you finally decide to take home after the bar at last call.

Fucks on first date.

Not the guy you bring home more of a backseat parking lot kinda guy.
Girl1: I hooked up with a total John Bartmann last night

Girl2: omg me too ! What was his name
by Bigbugs124594 August 14, 2017
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