box

a fat ass person who is handicap or ultimately immobile.

Poor guy. Look at him. That box is probably sitting there wondering who the fuck is going to help him.

by ChipForClicks May 30, 2018

Dick in a box

When you cut a hole in a box and shove your wing wong ching chong in it

Wow that freak ezio just put a dick in a box

by Its time to stop July 4, 2016

in a box

Another term for dead as in a wooden box or a casket.

"After smoking for 40 years, Joe's mother ended up in a box."

by pomerakchild June 8, 2022

velcro box

A crabby women's vagina...

My wife's velcro box has sand in it, looks like ill be sleeping on the couch tonight...

by Dr.Loco July 6, 2024

Chicken Box

A take away box with chips, chicken and sauce. It is a staple food of Northern Ireland and is critically acclaimed wherever you go.

What's the craic lad get me one of them chicken boxes with everything on it.

by JJP553 August 18, 2018

Box out a shordy day

Today on the 17th of December, you’re aloud to box out any shordy you want. Even your grandma!

Pow pow bitch ass grandma you just got boxed out

It means that you can punch any girl you want in this day on December 17
“Why’d you punch your girl”

It’s because it’s box out a shordy day”

by Deglizzygladiator December 17, 2020

danger box

That vagina you KNOW has a lot of disease.

Dude I can't believe you raw dogged that chick, she's got a danger box man.

by Rouxrice May 27, 2023