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Chrisean Rock

A delusional weird drug addict. her drug is Blueface, an engaged man to Jaidyn whom he’s been with for a long ass time. At this point, it makes me feel like she likes Blueface more than her own son with the way that shes throwing her life away. Needs to leave Summer Walker alone. She got a snaggle tooth, no man, fucked up life and a baby she cant even hold right. Summer Walker didn't lie dont get mad because she showed you truth and she got mad, she acting like she gon fight summer like her security wont body the fuck outta her. Know your place , you’re 23 act like it. Before you go back to Blueface how about you fix yo mama teeth cause we both she aint got none. We can see you taking inspo for her. focus on your son who got leaked because of YOU. I feel bad ghat you his mother this is the definition of all children deserve parents, but not all parents deserve children. How can your big sister come on the job that you apparently is the “star of” and take your place… you not the fan favourite anymore sis 🤣
Nita: yk chrisean rock?

Chelsea: that one bitch who pulled her tooth out because of a man🤣

Nita: Yeahhhh he said i was as delusional as chrisean, i cried.
by ReadThem October 27, 2023
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boiling rock

a chef's left testicle during the 2020 heatwave
Watch out you don't catch my boiling rock with that pan!
by wandering.sal83 August 13, 2020
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rock

i eat rock
by anonymous May 24, 2022
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rock-a-chaws

You know the little poky things on the back that are in the grass, sea wall, just ab anywhere you can step on and ruin your trip to the beach. Yeah it’s thoes things
Sh*% Gregg what did I just step on it hurts like hell (rock-a-chaws)

Hey my dog has something stuck in its paw sense we left the beach do you know what it is... no I never did
by Jacobspeddddd December 30, 2017
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rock bottom

-a blessing to the binding of Isaac players

-sitting on a couch, depressed and eating ice cream procrastinating on your project that is 80 FUCKING OF YOUR GRADE and watching the office on repeat while crying
1-DAMN ROCK BOTTOM IN THE FIRST SECRET ROOM ??? FUCK YEAH

2- I want to kill myself my life has hit rock bottom have no will or determination left
by TheMilkUrDadLeftForSince February 22, 2022
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Dusty rocking chair

The uninvited, mounted sexual activity of a wheelchair bound elderly person in a vegetative state
The dust off the chair can be seen falling to the ground throughout the rocking of the chair
Richard: hey devon, how are you enjoying your dusty rocking chair. Do you need lunch?
Devon: (Stephen hawkings voice) bleep bloop help!
by Chkeni420 April 16, 2025
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Rock thot

A mud cricket when she converts over to the rock crawling an rock bouncing scene . Another reference is buggy bunnies . A female who is down for a good beating if you know what I mean . When there’s a place to sit an hold on she does exactly that . A lady who can pound the teas better than boys . . Note she will probably still your hat or flash light . Take a selfie on your 43s. Post on snap chat of your rig but not with you
Hey Tyson, you riding solo? I got a couple rock thots who needs a place to ride . You down? She’s down.

Bruh, you see all those rock thots at Travis shop party ? Let’s load some up an head to oat meal creampie trail

I can’t believe Dwight is letting that rock Thot drive his rig. I will say tho. She can wheel it better than him , ain’t flipped it yet
by Halfassfab January 12, 2024
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