Meat canopy

The squishy skin between your thumb and pointer finger

"Ah man, I just pinched my meat canopy!"

by Tanya pigweed November 1, 2014

Meat Starburst

The act of having anal sex and after reaching orgasm cutting of your own penis

I did the Meat Starburst with Jessie last week

by Anonymous639000 February 5, 2024

meat carpet

A donna kebab

ima gonna go out this weekend, get pissed and finish off the night with some meat carpet

by interbred.monkey May 28, 2021

cheat meat

A person who's only kept around as an option to cheat on one's partner with.

"Oh that's Kelsey, she's just my cheat meat, don't tell Sarah."
"I had to stop being friends with Zach because he only viewed me as cheat meat."

by Zamnboney August 9, 2023

his meat is halal

the sound of a cat professing her love to a burger

BurgerTsar: "MashaAllah"
Pott: "when did burger become a muslim"
Tuttifrutti: "his meat is halal"
Happi: "OMG TUTTI X BURGER NEW SHIP"

by allahuakbartaliban November 28, 2025

Meat bath

Cleaning the vagina secretions off ones penis after sexual intercourse.

I fucked that bitch so good I had to take a meat bath to clean her cum off of my cock.

by Asystole___ July 25, 2020

sweet meat

a soft ass dude

look at that sweet meat ass nigga over there

by Thetgfynova😔 September 26, 2021