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God job

A job description with so many requirements that only God himself could do it.
We need a Graphic Designer w/ 4 year degree who knows typography and color theory up and down, can do everything print from business cards to catalogs to billboards w/ expert or better all CS5. Must know web interface (Dreamweaver) including php, java, javascript, Joomla, ZenCart, FM integration, etc. Must be guru level FCP, After Effects, Flash, ProTools and at least 5 years experience digital photography, video and lighting w/ major agency. Must art direct shoots, fluent w/ file prep for mobile and games. Certifications and bilingual Cantonese a definite plus.

"Wow. Only God himself could do all that."

"Yep, it's a God Job alright."
by DammitlDave October 12, 2011
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Job on

Irish slang

Loosely translates to let's do this.
by Jobbo 69420 October 29, 2022
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Steve jobs

Gurjas Singh??? Don't u mean Steve jobs???
by Klayisdaddy101 February 10, 2017
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Cumm job

When you cumm in her mouth and she holds it in her mouth until you're ready for round 2. She then spits the cumm on your penis and jerks you off with it.
What did you do with the girl you met on tinder?

I had her give me a blow job and she followed it up with a cumm job.
by DrButtstuff69 January 5, 2024
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Good Job DJ!

A phrase used towards individuals who have masteterd the art of the turntables and fist bumping in the club.
Tony: Hey whats the DJ's name at the booth

Buck: His name is DJ Scoliosis

Tony: We should go tell him "Good Job DJ!"
by EarlySpore November 30, 2018
mugGet the Good Job DJ!mug.

Cooney Job

A comical failure to stimulate the female enetalia in behalf of the male. It is characterised by lightly tapping the front of the vagina in a harmless manner lacking real force or penetration.
Guy 1:"That guy just got slapped in that face by that girl" Guy 2:"Yeah, she was asleep and tried to give her a cooney job so she laughed and slapped him at the same time"
by pps123234 May 2, 2013
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Chelsea job

A high paying job with little or no responsibilities given to someone with little or no qualifications because of their connections.
Even though he dropped out of college, his Dad got him a Chelsea job at the bank making 6 figures.
by Vorlock September 28, 2018
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