The John Doe also knows as Johnathan Doesive was the boy that lost to Luisangel Tapia in chess to the Jeck-Mate. The John Doe made a life changing bet with Luisangel Tapia, the bet stated that if The John Doe won Luisangel Tapia would grant The John Doe three wishes, but if Luisangel Tapia won The John Doe would become Luisangel Tapia's minion for his entire life with the ability to duplicate The John Doe one billion times per epoch. The John Doe lost the chess match and became Luisangel's Minion.
"The John Doe is such a little baby bitch"
"For real though, how he gonna lose to Luisangel Tapia in chess"
"For real though, how he gonna lose to Luisangel Tapia in chess"
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"Sheesh, you heard about John Blevins?
"no what happened"
"Hes a serial burglar, racist, and has been convicted of fraud after his former cousin, Tyler "Ninja" Blevins, disowned him."
"sucks"
"no what happened"
"Hes a serial burglar, racist, and has been convicted of fraud after his former cousin, Tyler "Ninja" Blevins, disowned him."
"sucks"
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