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Get the Professional Hand Clown mug.When you re-tell A joke, funny part of a movie or show, or comedy routine to someone and it's far less funny than when you yourself heard it, Also, the teller usually cracks up halfway through, further ruining it.
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"Woah keep that second hand funny away from me dickhead."
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Get the Second Hand Smooching mug.The Act when two people, male or female does not matter, where one proceeds to shit into the other's gaping asshole, so the piece of shit is in limbo between both person's anal cavity. After this, the 2 people start to shake their bottoms until the turd breaks apart, creating a handshake
"Mr. Page seemed very nice when I met him, so I gave him a Hawaiian hand-shake as a sign of gratitude for his work at our company!"
by JamesPage February 4, 2025
Get the Hawaiian Hand-Shake mug.With one hand you use your middle finger, your index finger and your thumb to pleasure a female while she is on all fours. Usually while she is off to your side blowing you. The angle bends your hand. And if done right you should feel like the guy from the scary movie film.
Girl!!! He gave me that strong hand and I couldn't stop moaning during the BJ I was giving him.
Don't be selfish, give her the strong hand!
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